Cybersex

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3 was some chick with a great body but a giant head. She locked me in her room and tried to get me to do her because she was "in love." She cried a lot when I finally got the 4 deadbolts undone.

You were lucky, what if her father and his trusty shotgun would have been on the other side of the door?

#4 was an obnoxiously fat chick that met me up at Denny's. I was like "No, I'm not Ryno. I'm Eric...Yeah."

This reminds me of a commercial I saw some time ago: it all takes place in a bar, in the evening. First you see this guy who is sitting at the counter and sipping his drink. Then a really hot blonde walks in, sits at the bar orders a drink and turns to him:
- Hi, I'm Alex, are you Brad?
- No, sorry.
- Blind date ...
Just then a car pulls in front of the bar. The licence plates were "THEBRAD" . The girl girl takes a look at the car and it's owner who looked like a full of himself obnoxious little prick and puts her hand over her face, as if she could hide that way. The guy who was sitting at the bar notices her gesture, walks up to "THEBRAD" and says: "Hi, I'm Alex, are you Brad?" Then "THEBRAD" takes a look at him, turns tail and leaves. Needless to say that the guy gets the blonde... But just the face that guy made was worth all the money.