Dear Canucks: Stop beating women, please.

[Bradylama]

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/announcements/index.htm

What I like is how nobody does anything to the assailant, even after the fact. I wish we got public service announcements like these in the States.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

What's wrong with beating women?

 

[Montez]

What's wrong with beating women?

They can't wash dishes very efficiently with a broken arm.

 

[The Commissar]

They can't wash dishes very efficiently with a broken arm.

It seems silly, but its true. Or a broken wrist.

Animals on the other hand, especially "cute" ones, should be beaten whenever its neccessary and especially when its not.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Animals on the other hand, especially "cute" ones, should be beaten whenever its neccessary and especially when its not.

Damn straight. If you don't beat them regularly, they'll start becoming complacent and before you know it, they'll be plotting to kill you and take over the world. I mean, just look at my own kin.

 

[Mr. Nudge]

*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*
Look at, uh, your "kin?"
Say no more sir, SAY NO MORE!
*nudge nudge*

 

[The Vault Dweller]

It seems silly, but its true. Or a broken wrist.

Animals on the other hand, especially "cute" ones, should be beaten whenever its neccessary and especially when its not.

I could never kill a hamster or a guinea pig! Have you no heart!? Why just look at Sovz's hamster...could you beat that little guy?

Honestly,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Elissar]

I could beat it.... Probably couldnt pan fry it though.... not much meat on hampsters.... buinie pigs though... they make a nice single person meal.

 

[The Commissar]

Sovz beats off his hamsters enough without my help and would probably get jealous if I tried anything.

 

[WarMonger]

It seems silly, but its true. Or a broken wrist.

Animals on the other hand, especially "cute" ones, should be beaten whenever its neccessary and especially when its not.

I could never kill a hamster or a guinea pig! Have you no heart!? Why just look at Sovz's hamster...could you beat that little guy?

Honestly,
The Vault Dweller

Ive killed a gerbil before...

*gets disturbing looks*

no, not that way... the little bastard bit me and wouldnt let go so i crushed it.

 

[Elissar]

Murderer.

 

[PsychoSniper]

Animals on the other hand, especially "cute" ones, should be beaten whenever its neccessary and especially when its not.

Say, I have a monkey that needa a beating...................

 

[SuAside]

that's spanking psycho

that's not the same...

 

[Dapper Dan Man]

They can't wash dishes very efficiently with a broken arm.

It seems silly, but its true. Or a broken wrist.

Animals on the other hand, especially "cute" ones, should be beaten whenever its neccessary and especially when its not.

The squirrels are plotting to kill us all. Honestly, the squirrels at my college are acting a bit peculiar...no longer running when humans come near, etc. Need to beat some respect into them again. *Mumbles about the good ol' days before all these young punk squirrels*

 

[Big T]

The squirrels are plotting to kill us all. Honestly, the squirrels at my college are acting a bit peculiar...no longer running when humans come near, etc. Need to beat some respect into them again. *Mumbles about the good ol' days before all these young punk squirrels*

Methinks you need to recruit Ozrat.

Does anybody else remember his squirrel killing antics?

 

[Mr. Nudge]

*wink wink*
You need to, huh, "recruit" Ozrat?
*nudge nudge*
For his "squirrel" killing, you say?
SAY NO MORE!
*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*

 

[Big T]

Hey, that's the first time I've been "Nudge"-d.

Although, I would have never expected it of that post.

Maybe this one though.

 

[Tannhauser]

Who can predict Mr. Nudge?

You always remember your first time "Big" Tom.

 

[Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude]

He used a .22 to kill a squirrel? Overkill IMO. I once took one down with a single shot to the neck from my old daisy bb gun back in maryland after it got in through the kitchen window and was tearing the curtains to shreds. Strange it hardly bled at all and just dropped to the floor and twitched for a bit before i tossed it into the neighbors yard.

 

[PsychoSniper]

Yeah, a pellet rifle woulddo fine for Squirll. But if a .22's all you have.....