death to cats

welsh

Junkmaster
Ok, cat lovers. It's time to face off against the hunters.

Should people be allowed to pump your free roving tabby full of buckshot?

Gun nuts, how dare they to suppose that the right to life for cats should come between you and your firearm?

This sporting life

Nine lives needed

Apr 14th 2005 | CHICAGO
From The Economist print edition


Miaow, miaow. Bang

BACKS were up and claws were bared in Wisconsin this week as animal lovers and hunters faced off in a royal cat-fight. When the fur stopped flying, the hunters claimed victory: by 57% to 43%, residents said that under certain circumstances free-roaming domestic cats can be shot.

Despite the tearful pleas of feline advocates (some of whom wore whiskers and tails to packed county meetings), the dust-up wasn't about their beloved pets. Rather, the April 11th vote focused on whether feral cats should be designated an “unprotected species”. The purely advisory public vote, in which 12,000 people participated, now goes to the state Department of Natural Resources (DNR), and will have to pass the state legislature before it becomes law.

The proposal was first made by a hunter in La Crosse who claims that free-roaming, feral domestic cats—those without collars and not under an owner's direct control—are a nuisance, killing millions of birds and other animals. He has since received death threats. Opponents of the proposal want better education for cat-owners (many domestic pets are let loose in the wild) or trapping, neutering and releasing of feral cats.

Misinformation has fuelled the frenzy. “We're not going to have a cat-hunting season in Wisconsin,” says Burt Bushke of Wings Over Wisconsin, a hunting and bird-watching group. “They think it's going be like deer-hunting season. It's not.” The DNR reckons about 15% of Wisconsin residents are hunters, putting it among the top hunting states in the country.

No one knows how many feral cats are roaming about, but one much cited study by a University of Wisconsin professor (discounted by cat advocates) says there are 1.4m of them in the state. The Humane Society, an animal-protection group, is less certain: it reckons somewhat vaguely that the feral cat population nationwide is somewhere between 10m and 70m. Their domesticated cousins are easier to count: about 78m pet cats live in America, meaning they still outnumber their canine rivals by 13m.

Wisconsin is not the first state to consider shooting cats. Wyoming, with lots of wide-open spaces and a gun-loving culture, has a statute that designates cats at large as a nuisance. Minnesota has allowed feral cats to be shot for decades, according to a state official, though unlike Wyoming (and now potentially Wisconsin), the cats are not specifically listed as potential targets.

It is unlikely that the Fish and Wildlife Service will intervene. Last month, the Bush administration somewhat wittily named a former chief lobbyist for Safari Club International, a trophy-hunting organisation, as the acting director of the service. Sylvester and Garfield had better keep their heads down, along with Bambi and Thumper.
 
Pfft. How typically American to have a load of lead be the first thing to come to the mind when having to deal with a problem.

Oops. Did I just say that out loud? :roll:
 
I think going out and blowing cats away is really stupid but if there are ones hanging around killing birds and attacking other animals, then you should get rid of them, obviously. They have the same problem with rabbits in Australia and New Zealand eating crops. It's better than leaving poison out where other animals might get ahold of it or worse yet, children. - Colt
 
Colt said:
killing birds and attacking other animals, then you should get rid of them, obviously.
:lol:
I just don't see how cats are even able to successfully attack any animal anyone would miss, I really don't.
"This just in, a cat has just mauled a 5-year old child to death."
 
Ashmo said:
Pfft. How typically American to have a load of lead be the first thing to come to the mind when having to deal with a problem.

Oops. Did I just say that out loud? :roll:

hah someone had to say it. Only problem here is, anyone can gun down your oblivious cat that "appears" to not be domesticated.
 
The source, please?

The proposal was first made by a hunter in La Crosse who claims that free-roaming, feral domestic cats—those without collars and not under an owner's direct control—are a nuisance, killing millions of birds and other animals.
Aren't [ferral] cats supposed to kill birds and mice/rats/etc...?

Then again, making an animal live in civilized captivity can brobably make him attack a whale, so there is some danger. As usual, no simple solution.
 
calculon00 said:
Can you do the same to dogs too? Being a cat person, I would like to think so.

You need to come down to Poland for that.

Also, didn't we have a topic on shooting cats already?
 
I have been pumping stray cats full of lead since I first got my BB
gun. OH and also Lacrosse, WI where this started I live 15 minutes
away so Guns Ablaze they have weapons too!!!!!!!!!!



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Why not? what else are you going to do with millions of stray cats? Not to mention its not very cool when your cat shits in my rose garden. they are just strays :roll:
 
uhh welsh dude... it's not about gun nuts, it's about pest control... you kill flies and roaches, right? same thing here - just cause theyre cute mammals doesnt mean that theyre harmless... and just cause they cant kill a man doesnt mean that we shouldnt kill them - roaches cant kill a man either, but theyre pests

besides, they wont kill every wild cat, just bring it down to a level where they wont threaten other species
 
Ashmo said:
Pfft. How typically American to have a load of lead be the first thing to come to the mind when having to deal with a problem.

Oops. Did I just say that out loud? :roll:

Actually, lead is second or third, right after Uranium or Plutonium. However, those thoughts don't last very long. Privatization is the Republican solution, but both parties think spending money on the problem is a great idea, too.
 
Every person who has posted in favour of shooting cats will be promptly led to shooting ranges and serve as targets for Comrade Rozpierdolnikov, which is training his RPK74 skills.
 
RealEagle said:
uhh welsh dude... it's not about gun nuts, it's about pest control... you kill flies and roaches, right? same thing here - just cause theyre cute mammals doesnt mean that theyre harmless...

Hmmm. Good point.

Clueless newbs shall now be executed on sight.
 
Dudes, I've split this thread so that you get back on the topic.

The topic of killing cats, of course.

Here, here, little fucker... Let's test the blades in my new lawnmower...

EDIT: Also, I think the Wisconsinians should masturbate more to alleviate the problem:

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And it's not like it's all irreversible.
 
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