Electric Toothbrush

[Lady Ronin]

Why does amazon.com keep putting 2 or 3 electric tooth brushes in my gold box?... Did I say I wanted one?... Have I bought one any of the last TEN TIMES they have stuck 2 or 3 in my box? NO....


Is it..... {gasp!} a hint?

TELL MEEEE!!!


"This message has been brought to you by a very crazed Lady Ronin"

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Be thankful it's just electric toothbrushes they send you...

 

[Lady Ronin]

{giggles!!}


You are right.... I am relieved now.

 

[The Commissar]

Yeah, my goldbox is full of electric knives, its kind of embarassing.

I'd take toothbrushes anyday

 

[Lady Ronin]

Commissar Lauren Posted:

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Yeah, my goldbox is full of electric knives, its kind of embarassing.

If they are telling me to brush my teeth... what are they telling you?

{backs away from the Commissar... very.. very slowy}

 

[mhsun]

they must tell him, you have to die and maybe sucide is the best way, using the knife we provide, they are pretty good~~

 

[Pipboy2000]

I have an electric toothbrush, I enjoy it a lot. It lets my hand do what I like it to do, instead of wearing it out with brushing my teeth...

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Commissar Lauren Posted:

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Yeah, my goldbox is full of electric knives, its kind of embarassing.

If they are telling me to brush my teeth... what are they telling you?

Maybe to stop wasting time on video games and message boards and start cooking some half-decent food?

 

[Mohrg]

My box is full of some type of vibrating device and its not a toothbrush...

I bet the Orderites can guess!

Mohrg

 

[Ashmo]

They only try to sell me music. That and dozens of books on programming and various programs.

 

[MadDog]

Mine had a vibrating shaver. Is that it? Do I win?

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Do they give anything that doesn't vibrate?

Not that I mind the... uh, vibrating stuff.

 

[The Commissar]

Maybe to stop wasting time on video games and message boards and start cooking some half-decent food?

I'll have you know my cooking is 3/4 decent at the very least. In fact, I need to go check on the meatloaf right now. I'm pretty sure it will be 9/10 decent.

 

[Malky]

Add ketchup and it will be a perfect 10, I'm sure.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Add ketchup and it will be a perfect 10, I'm sure.

Ketchup?!

Oh, God...

 

[The Commissar]

Dear god NO KETCHUP!


That stuff will ruin just about any food it gets put on.

 

[Mohrg]

Like fries! Or a hamburger! *gasp*

Mohrg

 

[Malky]

You guys all suck.

Ketchup is my shit.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Ketchup is my shit.

Yep.

 

[Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude]

They have ketchup in croatia?