Fallout 3: The BEST????

Señor Wally

Señor Wally

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I'm a top gamer and shit, ok? People KNOW I'm a total nerd when I tell them I'm into Fallout 3. You bois know what I'm talking bout. Vats makes the gore go splat which makes me cum. Start with that one. The first one is like old, 2 exists I think(is that the one with the Brotherhood) and New Vegas is for homophobes.
 
I can't believe this. I can't believe you could write this without immediately killing yourself by auto-enucleation and going straight to the Challenger Deep of Hell for all eternity. This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Allow me to write for you a 600 page essay, describing exactly how you're completely wrong, I hate all of your ideas, and I hope you get hit by a burning, razor-coated, salt and vinegar flavoured train. Respectfully, die.
 
Are you still in Fallout 3? True gamers have moved on to Fallout 4 where you can Minecraft and make your own settlement and shit. Preston Garvey is the best written character in fiction, still an outrage Emil didn't win an Oscar for that. Best shooting of all time, when i point my gun and the enemy explodes into bits, best experience in my life. Literally cried.

Also, the fuck are Fallout 1 and Fallout 2? They sound gross, sound like something made in the dinosaur age.
 
Pfft, everyone knows Fallout Brotherhood of Steel on PS2 is the best
 
Norzan said:
Are you still in Fallout 3? True gamers have moved on to Fallout 4 where you can Minecraft and make your own settlement and shit. Preston Garvey is the best written character in fiction, still an outrage Emil didn't win an Oscar for that. Best shooting of all time, when i point my gun and the enemy explodes into bits, best experience in my life. Literally cried.

Also, the fuck are Fallout 1 and Fallout 2? They sound gross, sound like something made in the dinosaur age.
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Damn you are all plebs you are still playing old games, we modern educated gamers have already moved on FO76 it's mind-blowing you can play Minecraft and sometimes dig into the dev room with full of goodies or you can just sit on your fusion core farm and grind whole day 100 fusion cores while you are killing over and over feral ghouls in the whitespring, I loved grinding better plasma gun whole two months, any criticism against Bethesda is just targeted campaign by haters who do not appreciate anything these days, they don't love to build their own Minecraft house with most crafting recipes being locked behind a paywall and I don't mind giving Bethesda money, they worked so hard on FO76 it's not like they would scam us with preorder gifts I know Todd care about us gamers and the man knows the best, that's why if you don't want to grind you can simply dig into the dev room and take all the goodies FO76 >>> ALL OTHER FALLOUT GAMES
 
Man those old fucks are just jealous they never got to experience THE TRUE Fallout experience in 3840-2160 resolution Bethesda are amazing for what they did in bringing the series to a much more realistic and immersive environment they also added more detailed locations that truly astound with their little stories the wasteland is not an empty place like in those first two stupid games what did they play their games in back then like 20-30 resolution what losers its amazing they can even piss at night alone without help because all their condescending attitude to Toddy Howard is unfair and they know it so they do need a nightlight to go pee at night because of their guilt you can SMELL it on them why do they always diss Preston Garvey for asking you to HELP people what could be more noble its for GAMEPLAY purposes idiot same as how when you go raid the Railroad you CAN take people with you and you do have synth grenades so IT DOES make sense that the Railroad dies since canonically you MUST have had help and didn't go in by yourself and murder them all hell in New Vegas there were no cool locations to visit Fallout 4 makes everything easy and non frustrating to find because that is how games must be they must be non frustrating to the player I AM NOT EXPECTTED TO GO PLAY HIDE AND SEEEK TO FIND ONE LOCATION I HAVE A GIRLFRIEN TO FUCK AND ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DO IT BUT YOU DONT HAVE WON PUSYYYYYYYYYYY
 
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