Fallout 4 DLC Ideas

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Since Fallout 4 is the best RPG in existence and always will be(and if you say different Todd Howard will slit your throat in your sleep) let's come up with DLC ideas for our Gods above, Bethesda

So I'm thinking of the best DLC ever

Aliens on the Moon

Only available through pre-order, this DLC will cost one million US dollars and will feature a new playable map. The Moon.

The Moon will have a new faction, the Ayy lmaos

The Sole Survivor will fight against the Ayy lmaos in a CoDlike space station and even blow up China with an orbital space laser

There will be absolutely no dialogue options until you meet the alien leader

Hi-Ayy lmao leader turns hostile
Sarcastic-Ayy lmao leader probes you(and turns hostile)
Hate aliens-Ayy lmao leader turns hostile
Let's talk this out-Ayy lmao leader turns hostile

And the DLC will feature Todd Howard as a functioning companion who gives you god mode and infinite caps.

Also 200+ new settlements on the moon

Now give me your ideas
(In case you can't tell this is a joke. No serious DLCs. Only Bethesda-like DLCs)
 
Mirelurk Queen Mount DLC, 4,99£

Ever wanted to ride a Mirelurk Queen?
Ever wanted to let it swallow you up so you can ride around in its belly?
Well now you can!

With the Mirelurk Queen Mount DLC you'll be able to tame those big beautiful beasts and let them swallow you, once swallowed you can control the beast, but better hurry up though, otherwise you'll melt down there!

Comes with new free perks!
Voraphile - Allows you to romance a Mirelurk Queen
Acid Resistant/Immunity - Decreases the amount of burn damage you receive from the stomach acids. (Don't worry though, if you feel like getting digested by the beast you can ask it through it's ambiguous dialogue system)
 
Mr Fish said:
Mirelurk Queen Mount DLC, 4,99£

Ever wanted to ride a Mirelurk Queen?
Ever wanted to let it swallow you up so you can ride around in its belly?
Well now you can!

With the Mirelurk Queen Mount DLC you'll be able to tame those big beautiful beasts and let them swallow you, once swallowed you can control the beast, but better hurry up though, otherwise you'll melt down there!

Comes with new free perks!
Voraphile - Allows you to romance a Mirelurk Queen
Acid Resistant/Immunity - Decreases the amount of burn damage you receive from the stomach acids. (Don't worry though, if you feel like getting digested by the beast you can ask it through it's ambiguous dialogue system)
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That sounds... fantastic!
 
The REAL New Vegas DLC - $24.99

Ever get tired of all that fantastic dialogue in New Vegas? How about actually likeable companions? How about multiple paths for every mention depending on skills or your build? Well no need to worry about that! We felt New Vegas was so long and boring with its questlines with actual effort, the ability to kill everyone with consequences, and we felt players would be too overwhelmed by all the perks! So here's what we've done:

-Replaced 1/3rd of the existing map with mountains. There is nothing on these mountains.
-Made every character essential except raiders
-Replaced all companions with Fisto. Uses romance system from Fallout 4! Will you be able to tug at his mecha heartstrings? (Due to fan reception we have also replaced Rex with Dogmeat)
-Replaced NCR, Legion, House, and Independent sides with only Brotherhood of Steel and the Enclave.
-Join the Enclave in ONE action packed mission in which you run into a building you've already cleared and grab them a high tech gizmo! (Only available through preorder of season pass)
-Got rid of all smaller factions. Only raiders, raider variants, Enclave, and Brotherhood!
-Retconned all towns in the game except New Vegas itself
-Got rid of casinos in New Vegas. Gambling is bad!
-Got rid of The Thorn. Will be added back in a later patch as paid mods.
-Replaced Caravan card game with an automatic win button.
-Replaced all quest choices outside of kill, loot, return
-Replaced Jacobstown with Vault 87 Super Mutants to shoot at
-Added ability that lets you become a ghoul and take over the Bright Brotherhood if you kill Jason Bright.
-Explore the ancient alien city under the Mojave as mentioned by our most popular quest, Secret of Cabot House! Fuck aliens! Become an alien! Fight Cthulu!
 
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Alternate start: Play as the kid in the fridge. $24.99

You start as a prewar Billy and then follow his adventure over the centuries inside that fridge. DLC also includes the 99 bottles of Nuka Cola on the wall mini-game. Easily 400 hours of play time just in this DLC alone.
 
Ragemage said:
The REAL New Vegas DLC - $24.99

Ever get tired of all that fantastic dialogue in New Vegas? How about actually likeable companions? How about multiple paths for every mention depending on skills or your build? Well no need to worry about that! We felt New Vegas was so long and boring with its questlines with actual effort, the ability to kill everyone with consequences, and we felt players would be too overwhelmed by all the perks! So here's what we've done:

-Replaced 1/3rd of the existing map with mountains. There is nothing on these mountains.
-Made every character essential except raiders
-Replaced all companions with Fisto. Uses romance system from Fallout 4! Will you be able to tug at his mecha heartstrings? (Due to fan reception we have also replaced Rex with Dogmeat)
-Replaced NCR, Legion, House, and Independent sides with only Brotherhood of Steel and the Enclave.
-Join the Enclave in ONE action packed mission in which you run into a building you've already cleared and grab them a high tech gizmo! (Only available through preorder of season pass)
-Got rid of all smaller factions. Only raiders, raider variants, Enclave, and Brotherhood!
-Retconned all towns in the game except New Vegas itself
-Got rid of casinos in New Vegas. Gambling is bad!
-Got rid of The Thorn. Will be added back in a later patch as paid mods.
-Replaced Caravan card game with an automatic win button.
-Replaced all quest choices outside of kill, loot, return
-Replaced Jacobstown with Vault 87 Super Mutants to shoot at
-Added ability that lets you become a ghoul and take over the Bright Brotherhood if you kill Jason Bright.
-Explore the ancient alien city under the Mojave as mentioned by our most popular quest, Secret of Cabot House! Fuck aliens! Become an alien! Fight Cthulu!

Did I go too far for a joke?
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Why are you talking about Fallout 4?
 
My idea would be a DLC called "Fuck-A-Bot" DLC, the main features are:

-Create a synth/robot woman/man by modeling the face and body to your liking
-Give them a personality(ex. if you want them to be kinky, mental, etc)
-Create a post apocalyptic brothel and make money from starting a robot brothel business, you can screw all the employees free
-Hire Fisto as a employee(the explanation as to his arrival? There is none because Bethesda just don't give a damn)
 
MercenarySnake said:
My idea would be a DLC called "Fuck-A-Bot" DLC, the main features are:

-Create a synth/robot woman/man by modeling the face and body to your liking
-Give them a personality(ex. if you want them to be kinky, mental, etc)
-Create a post apocalyptic brothel and make money from starting a robot brothel business, you can screw all the employees free
-Hire Fisto as a employee(the explanation as to his arrival? There is none because Bethesda just don't give a damn)
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Going to happen as a mod anyway.
 
Playable Ghoul

Ever wanted to be a mage? Now you can with the playable ghoul DLC! Unleash the darkest secrets of radiation magic on your foes and don't worry about the ghoulification, there's a cure that you can take any time you become a ghoul! (cure does not work on ghoul NPC's)
 
Mr Fish said:
Playable Ghoul

Ever wanted to be a mage? Now you can with the playable ghoul DLC! Unleash the darkest secrets of radiation magic on your foes and don't worry about the ghoulification, there's a cure that you can take any time you become a ghoul! (cure does not work on ghoul NPC's)
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If it's all benefits with no downsides there would be no reason to administer a cure. You forgot, in Bethesda games you can only have upsides to a special conditions and diseases. Like a vampire turning into a floating lizard with wings that burps disgusting attacks. So they'll retcon ghouls to be able to transform into 6ft tall muscular monsters that can shoot radiation magic from their eyes and use super human strength.
 
From the Fallout Reddit:
robert pas said:
Fallout dlc tends to be crazy. I would like to see a dlc where two alternate universes merge. In this universe your spouse survives instead of you. For the duration of the DLC you will get your wife/husband from the other universe as a companion and it should use the actual character you created at the beginning of fallout 4.
Add a ticking bomb element... if the universes don't separate in a given time... both will cease to exist. Ending will consist of both vault dwellers managing to separate the universes. ACTUALLY make a farewell kiss animation for dramatic effect.
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No matter what joke DLC you guys come with, the Fallout reddit will have come up with funnier "serious" ones.
 
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Capital Deadland

Return to DC where The Enclave have returned. Fly to the Capital Wasteland to take them down once again featuring explosions! Booms! and The Return of President John Eden!
Boom!
Explosions!

RPG DLC OF THE DECADE!
 
DLC Name: Super Boom
DLC Price: $15

You can start a new game and pick the Super Boom mode which will give you:
  • The chance to play the game as a Super Mutant Suicider
  • Play for 30 seconds before your mini nuke explodes
  • Have hundreds of hours of fun while you try to find any NPCs that are not essential so you can blow them up before your 30 seconds run out
 
Bring the wasteland to life with this brand new INTERNET based companion DLC ($5):

-3 all new companions to choose from!
-1 based on the internet fanboys that will constantly tell you how amazing everything is, and unable to shut the f**k up about it!
-1 based on everyone that hates Bethesda and how awful everything is, how you're not having fun, and how anything else is better, no matter what your opinion is, IT'S WRONG!
-1 that kills everything for you, making that no kill run as easy as New Vegas with speech 100.
 
Some Redditor" said:
Fallout dlc tends to be crazy. I would like to see a dlc where two alternate universes merge. In this universe your spouse survives instead of you. For the duration of the DLC you will get your wife/husband from the other universe as a companion and it should use the actual character you created at the beginning of fallout 4.
Add a ticking bomb element... if the universes don't separate in a given time... both will cease to exist. Ending will consist of both vault dwellers managing to separate the universes. ACTUALLY make a farewell kiss animation for dramatic effect.
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To be fair, an alternate Universe DLC, if handled correctly, could actually work. Of course the example given is a bad example, as since the Player Character going to an alternate universe is silly, and the difference made changes absolutely nothing.

If they, for example made an alternate universe where you wake up from Cyrogenic Chamber to find out that that for example, The US was ruled by the Enclave who killed The Chosen One before he blew them up, that would kinda be cool, however any Alternate Universe that is either pointless, or interferes with the current Cannon Universe is a no no.
 
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