FALLOUT/FALLOUT 2 SUCK BECAUSE... (ONELINERS ONLY)

alec

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:twisted: EVIL THREAD :twisted:

Okay boys and girls, let's be honest. Everything has got its flaws and nobody is perfect. No need denying it. Cars make us travel faster, but I'll be damned if they don't fuck up the planet. Jebus is a nice guy, but Jezus f****** Christ, can he whine, and so on and so on. The same thing goes for the few things we truly worship, like art or some deity or your genitals, and the few people we would entrust with our lives, like your lover or your children or some holy man (if that is your kind of thing). Fallout can not be an exception.

Aw, come on: admit it. You love the game and you like to start threads about what the coolest weapon in the game is and about how that quest in New Reno still amazes you, but let's be honest: weren't there times you got so pissed while playing Fallout that you just wanted to pull that little f****** disc out of your machine and feed it to your dog? Isn't there that little something that has been annoying you since the very first day you started playing it? A feature that made you think: "Smash it with a hammer! Smash it with a hammer! Smash it with a hammer"? Something personal maybe? Or was it, all in all, that bug that made you want to send it back to the developers with a little note saying: OMFG! or WTF! and immediately start a thread on NMA titled: "Fallout/Fallout 2 suck because..."?

Yes, of course, n'est-ce pas? You know what I mean. Well, now's the time to pour out your heart to the world. Spit it out, ged rid of that nasty little trauma, BUT DON'T PUSH IT. Fallout and Fallout 2 are holy artifacts, so you can only say one thing about only one of the games.

If you dare criticize the game more than that, the ghost of Hakunin will inflict you with chronic anal warts and really hairy toes.

Here is mine:

alec said:
Fallout sucks donkey balls because, all in all, you have to walk so bloody f****** much.

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fallout 2 sucks because it's too long.
fallout 1 sucks because it's too short.

Oh noez! hakunins anal wartz!
 
Jabbapop said:
fallout 2 sucks because it's too long.
fallout 1 sucks because it's too short.

Why the hell should FO 2 suck because its too long, i mean what if it was short like FO 1, you would have gone tired of it after the first time you went through it, I have played FO 2 for a couple of years now and im still not tired of it, even if I have gone through a number of times. I have just gone through FO 1, and im already tired of it!
 
Predkhan said:
I have just gone through FO 1, and im already tired of it!

That's because you're a DUMBASS. If you're stupid enough to assume that because you didn't have fun playing FO1, then neither did anyone else and surely that's why FO1 sucked, then get the fuck outta here. I wouldn't expect anything thoughtful from you anyway.
 
They suck because they're not an infinite gaming contiuum constantly providing an endless supply of new post-apocalyptic gaming fix.
 
Fallout 2 sucked because it messed with the setting.
Fallout 1 sucked because there wasn't enough of it.
 
they both suck cos i've played through'em, cant get the old feeling of never knowing what'll happen next.....gtf.....*Kahgan just droped to the keyboard and started crying*
 
Fallout 2 sucks because Marcus worries about impregnating hookers.

Even in retrospect they say it's just a joke, we all believe that line.
 
Fallout 1 & 2 annoy me because there are very little character types - fat man , blond woman , jacket dude and so on.
But Fallout didn't suck because it changed me.
 
fo1 sucked because there wasnt enough variation, small game map, and the fend for your self attitude of the waistlands was underplayed.
 
The FO franchise (FO1-2, tactics doesnt count in my book, despite owning it) sucks for a simple reason.

I cant enjoy any other game now.

I keep thinking how it 'could be more like fallout'
 
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