EVIL THREAD
Okay boys and girls, let's be honest. Everything has got its flaws and nobody is perfect. No need denying it. Cars make us travel faster, but I'll be damned if they don't fuck up the planet. Jebus is a nice guy, but Jezus f****** Christ, can he whine, and so on and so on. The same thing goes for the few things we truly worship, like art or some deity or your genitals, and the few people we would entrust with our lives, like your lover or your children or some holy man (if that is your kind of thing). Fallout can not be an exception.
Aw, come on: admit it. You love the game and you like to start threads about what the coolest weapon in the game is and about how that quest in New Reno still amazes you, but let's be honest: weren't there times you got so pissed while playing Fallout that you just wanted to pull that little f****** disc out of your machine and feed it to your dog? Isn't there that little something that has been annoying you since the very first day you started playing it? A feature that made you think: "Smash it with a hammer! Smash it with a hammer! Smash it with a hammer"? Something personal maybe? Or was it, all in all, that bug that made you want to send it back to the developers with a little note saying: OMFG! or WTF! and immediately start a thread on NMA titled: "Fallout/Fallout 2 suck because..."?
Yes, of course, n'est-ce pas? You know what I mean. Well, now's the time to pour out your heart to the world. Spit it out, ged rid of that nasty little trauma, BUT DON'T PUSH IT. Fallout and Fallout 2 are holy artifacts, so you can only say one thing about only one of the games.
If you dare criticize the game more than that, the ghost of Hakunin will inflict you with chronic anal warts and really hairy toes.
Here is mine:
Okay boys and girls, let's be honest. Everything has got its flaws and nobody is perfect. No need denying it. Cars make us travel faster, but I'll be damned if they don't fuck up the planet. Jebus is a nice guy, but Jezus f****** Christ, can he whine, and so on and so on. The same thing goes for the few things we truly worship, like art or some deity or your genitals, and the few people we would entrust with our lives, like your lover or your children or some holy man (if that is your kind of thing). Fallout can not be an exception.
Aw, come on: admit it. You love the game and you like to start threads about what the coolest weapon in the game is and about how that quest in New Reno still amazes you, but let's be honest: weren't there times you got so pissed while playing Fallout that you just wanted to pull that little f****** disc out of your machine and feed it to your dog? Isn't there that little something that has been annoying you since the very first day you started playing it? A feature that made you think: "Smash it with a hammer! Smash it with a hammer! Smash it with a hammer"? Something personal maybe? Or was it, all in all, that bug that made you want to send it back to the developers with a little note saying: OMFG! or WTF! and immediately start a thread on NMA titled: "Fallout/Fallout 2 suck because..."?
Yes, of course, n'est-ce pas? You know what I mean. Well, now's the time to pour out your heart to the world. Spit it out, ged rid of that nasty little trauma, BUT DON'T PUSH IT. Fallout and Fallout 2 are holy artifacts, so you can only say one thing about only one of the games.
If you dare criticize the game more than that, the ghost of Hakunin will inflict you with chronic anal warts and really hairy toes.
Here is mine:
alec said:Fallout sucks donkey balls because, all in all, you have to walk so bloody f****** much.