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Angry Preacher
Just as a little joke, I decided to figure our what the Fallout games would be if they were people, which is to say: to take the tone, writing and general style of each game and compare it to a human archetype. This is just a joke, and not meant to be sincere at all.
Fallout 1: An ex-Army Ranger with a chip on his shoulder, this guy means business. He's the sort of person who always keeps a knife in his boot and several guns in his cabinet. If the United States were invaded, he would probably go around killing soldiers with a hatchet and cracking dry and morbid jokes. Intelligent, tough and versatile, he's might be a little frightening to the light of heart, but is a memorable character.
Fallout 2: This guy has it going on. He wears the best clothes and knows so much about everything that he could win any game of Jeopardy with a blindfold and his hands tied behind his back. He's a pop culture aficionado with silver tongue and a dirty mind. The Kama Sutra is his Bible and he likes his martini's shaken, not stirred. Everybody wants to be this guy, unless they're female, in which case they want to get really close to him: he blew the entire Enclave, after all.
Fallout: Tactics: A high school student who thinks he knows everything because he watches the History Chanel and the Military Chanel. His asthma will probably prevent him from joining much of anything that requires too much physical activity. He's not a bad guy, just sort of bland and lame. Also, he draws very detailed pictures of guns in his spare time.
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel: I AM SO EXTREME THAT I WRITE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!!!! I GO TO THE GYM EVERY DAY AND GRUNT WHEN I LIFT WEIGHTS SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM. I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND I GOT A 69! YEAH 69! BOOKS ARE FOR NERDS! GO JETS! GO JETS! YEAAAAAAAAAH!
Fallout 3; He's a pencil necked, nasily sell-out game developer who can't make games for his life. He thought it would be a good idea to put his son's voice in his new game, because his son is so very super special. He read Lord of the Rings and thought it was decent, but needed more bikinis and aliens. Also, if it makes money, he'll do it. Even if it doesn't make since, he'll do it.
Fallout: New Vegas: A Texan who loves to gamble. He drinks whiskey and fine suits, and always sports a cowboy hat into his favorite Casino. Many of his ancestors were Texas rangers, and he loves to remind people about it. He's relatively intelligent and charismatic in a certain way, but don't expect an intelligent political discussion.
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I don't know how well I hit the mark here. If anybody has something better, please post!
Fallout 1: An ex-Army Ranger with a chip on his shoulder, this guy means business. He's the sort of person who always keeps a knife in his boot and several guns in his cabinet. If the United States were invaded, he would probably go around killing soldiers with a hatchet and cracking dry and morbid jokes. Intelligent, tough and versatile, he's might be a little frightening to the light of heart, but is a memorable character.
Fallout 2: This guy has it going on. He wears the best clothes and knows so much about everything that he could win any game of Jeopardy with a blindfold and his hands tied behind his back. He's a pop culture aficionado with silver tongue and a dirty mind. The Kama Sutra is his Bible and he likes his martini's shaken, not stirred. Everybody wants to be this guy, unless they're female, in which case they want to get really close to him: he blew the entire Enclave, after all.
Fallout: Tactics: A high school student who thinks he knows everything because he watches the History Chanel and the Military Chanel. His asthma will probably prevent him from joining much of anything that requires too much physical activity. He's not a bad guy, just sort of bland and lame. Also, he draws very detailed pictures of guns in his spare time.
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel: I AM SO EXTREME THAT I WRITE WITH CAPS LOCK ON!!!! I GO TO THE GYM EVERY DAY AND GRUNT WHEN I LIFT WEIGHTS SO THAT PEOPLE KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM. I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND I GOT A 69! YEAH 69! BOOKS ARE FOR NERDS! GO JETS! GO JETS! YEAAAAAAAAAH!
Fallout 3; He's a pencil necked, nasily sell-out game developer who can't make games for his life. He thought it would be a good idea to put his son's voice in his new game, because his son is so very super special. He read Lord of the Rings and thought it was decent, but needed more bikinis and aliens. Also, if it makes money, he'll do it. Even if it doesn't make since, he'll do it.
Fallout: New Vegas: A Texan who loves to gamble. He drinks whiskey and fine suits, and always sports a cowboy hat into his favorite Casino. Many of his ancestors were Texas rangers, and he loves to remind people about it. He's relatively intelligent and charismatic in a certain way, but don't expect an intelligent political discussion.
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I don't know how well I hit the mark here. If anybody has something better, please post!
