Chasing Amy
"She's all done," said Eldon, putting away the last of his tools. The glider he'd hastily assembled rested on the flat outcropping at the edge of Devil's Canyon. "She's not much to look at, but she'll get us to the other side. MacGyver would be proud."
"MacWho?" asked Stark.
"Before your time, kid. Before mine, too, but we had this thing called reruns - well, there's no time to explain all that now. Time's a wasting. Let's go!"
"I'm not in that much a hurry. You can tell me about these reruns." Eldon glared at him. "All right, all right, I'm coming." The two of them gripped the strong iron bar beneath the glider.
"Hold on tight!" said Eldon unnecessarily. He and Stark ran to the edge of the cliff - and leapt off.
The wind caught under the canvas and hoisted the small glider up. "Oh God oh God oh God!" shouted Stark, clenching his eyes shut. "We're gonna die!"
"Nah, we're doing great! This is amazing! We're almost halfway there. Just don't look down." Stark opened his eyes and glanced below. "I said don't look down!"
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" A downdraft pushed the glider down. "No, I know I'm gonna be sick! Ahhhhh!" He lost his lunch, spewing it into the depths of the canyon.
"This is exhilarating! We're coming in a bit low, but we're almost there!" As the glider approached the southern edge of Devil's Canyon, another updraft lifted it slightly and it sailed over solid ground, just a few feet below Eldon and Stark's legs. A few seconds later their feet touched ground and they gradually came to a halt and set the glider down. "That was awesome! I want to do it again!"
"I don't!" Stark wiped his mouth. "You are completely nuts!"
"Come on, we have to track those two down and find out where they took Jack. Luckily it's not hard to follow a super mutant." Eldon pointed out the oversized tracks in the sand Mongo had left. Stark shook his head again and trailed along behind the ghoul.
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Amy walked over to Jack's pack and again withdrew a serum-filled hypo. She came back, stood over him, and waved it in front of him. "Come on, Jack," she said. "You know you want it. And you can have it, if you just say the word. You can't hold out much longer. You're losing yourself, I can see it. Another few minutes at most. Spare yourself this agony."
Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Jack struggled to maintain a hold on himself, to bottle up the rage welling up inside him. He knew in his heart that Amy was right. He couldn't maintain his grip much longer. His friends were dead, and he had a choice to make. Redemption would take him, and he did not want to surrender to it. His only alternative was to surrender to Amy. As humiliating as it was, it didn't seem as bad. He was having trouble thinking; he could feel the disease's claws pulling at his brain. He whimpered, tears streaming down his cheeks.
"There's no shame in what you have to do," said Amy. "Is keeping your secret really worth going through this? You want to tell me. End your suffering. Let me help you."
"All right!" Jack growled. "I'll talk! Just give it to me! Hurry! I'll tell you everything!"
"I know you will." Amy calmly injected Jack in the neck, pressing the plunger down until all of the fluid entered his bloodstream. Already he could feel a sensation of calm start to flow from the injection site throughout his body. After a minute or so, his heartbeat returned to normal. The anger that had built up in him began to subside. Amy dropped the empty hypo on the cave floor, stepped behind Jack, and started massaging his shoulders. "Relax. It's going to be just fine. Mongo, why don't you go out and kill us some geckos or something for dinner while Jack and I have a little conversation?"
"Mmm, gecko," said Mongo, licking his lips. He lumbered out of the cave, leaving the two of them alone.
Amy came back around the chair and cupped Jack's chin in her hand. "Now then, darling, it's time to fess up. And don't even think of going back on your promise. I'd hate to put you through all that again."
Just the thought made Jack shudder. Amy had broken him once, and she could easily do it again. He would have to tell her at least part of the truth to satisfy her. "What...do you want to know?" he croaked.
"First, why did you kill Little Jesus Mordino?"
"I found out he and Angel Mordino have been working with the Enclave. In exchange, the Enclave provided the Mordino Family with a cure."
Amy took a step back and considered this. "That's heavy. Why should I believe you, though?"
"Why shouldn't you? If you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. Does any other explanation?"
"Suppose I do believe you. How did you manage to get that much serum from Vault City? Why are you going back to New Reno?"
"The answer to both questions is the same. I agreed to help them get a sample of the cure so they can make more of it themselves. The only place I know I can get it is New Reno. I agreed not only to help them, but to help myself - and to get some payback while I'm at it."
Amy brushed her hair back and exhaled slowly. "Now it is starting to make sense. I knew there was something else to this. No wonder they want you dead so bad. Why didn't you just tell me this the first time I asked? We could have avoided all this...unpleasantness."
"I didn't know where your loyalties lay, or whether I could trust you. I still don't. You sure are a piece of work."
"You're judging me? Isn't that a little like a ghoul calling a deathclaw mutated? How many people have you put in Golgotha?"
Jack thought a second. "I don't remember."
"That many, huh? Look, I know you're a hitman. I don't judge you for it. It's what you do. I find people. Sometimes I have to bring them back in one piece. Sometimes I...don't. That's what I do. None of that matters. What matters is-"
A man with greasy brown hair in a leather jacket and toting a Thompson submachinegun entered the cave and leveled his weapon at Amy. "Grab some sky, sweetheart!" he demanded.
Amy froze, slowly raising her arms and turning around. "Clem, you bottom-feeding guttersnipe! You've never earned an honest chip in your life! The only way you can collect a bounty is to steal it from someone else. Well you're not taking this one!"
"Shoot, Miss Amy, all I want's his head. You kin keep the rest of him. Take off your gunbelt, nice and slow." Reluctantly, Amy complied and let it fall to the ground. "And the rifle." Amy grumbled, but dropped the needler as well. "Now, against the wall!" He backed her against the cave wall, poking her belly with the barrel of his tommy gun. "Why should I do all the hard work of tracking Graves down, when I can just follow you and let you do it for me? I probably never would have found him my ownself anyway."
Now that Clem's back was turned, Jack started rocking himself in his chair, hoping to topple it. If Amy noticed, she certainly didn't let on. "I'm surprised you could even follow me," Amy retorted.
"I didn't. I followed that dumb brute you drag around with you. Then I waited until he left and got the drop on you." Jack's chair fell over with a clatter. Clem jumped back and turned his head for a second. Amy grabbed the barrel of his gun and yanked it upwards, but he smacked her in the cheek with it and aimed it at her chest.
With Clem's attention diverted again, Jack reached for the empty hypo with his hands, which were bound behind the chair. He managed to get a grip on it and smashed the end off. He then started to saw at the rope with the jagged glass, taking care not to cut his wrists.
"Now that wasn't very nice," said Clem. "I'd hate to have to shoot your lovely body full of holes. How come you didn't kill Graves yet, anyway? You sweet on him or sumpin?"
Amy snorted. "Him? Not a chance."
"Nice to know you're still available. I've been wanting to do this for a long time, Amy." He slung his SMG on his back, pinned Amy's wrists to the cave wall, pressed against her, and kissed her hard on the lips. Amy struggled and squirmed, but his grip didn't slacken.
"Mind if I cut in?" said Jack, tapping him on the shoulder with his left hand. When Clem turned his head, Jack sucker punched him with his right and laid him out cold. Amy tried to lunge for her guns, but Jack grabbed her and pushed her back into the wall. "Oh, no you don't. Nice try."
"Let go of me!"
"No, I don't think so. Hey, don't bother to thank me for rescuing you from that punk or anything. All in a day's work."
"Rescuing me? I had that situation under control."
"Oh, really? He would have banged you silly if I hadn't stepped in."
"You think so, huh? You don't know anything. Try it yourself if you think you can do it."
"Normally, I'd take you up on that offer, but chances are you'd get infected in the process."
"Don't worry, I won't. You won't get very far."
Jack dragged Amy to the chair she had tied him to, kicked it upright, and pressed her into it. "Now it's my turn to tie you up."
Amy tossed her head back, her braided hair swishing to the side. "Ooh, I can't wait." She slid her booted foot between his legs and rubbed it against them.
Jack knelt down to get the rope. Before he could, he heard a metallic SHINK! A blade sprang out from the toe of Amy's boot, the tip just poking him in the crotch. "Hurk!" he choked, holding himself motionless.
"Surprise!" Amy grinned wide. "I told you I had everything under control. Now, unless you want to start singing soprano you've got about three seconds to let me go. One..."
Jack released her and slowly backed off. Amy stood up, and the blade retracted back into her boot. Then she looked at her fallen gunbelt. She and Jack both made a dive for it at the same time. After a brief tussle, each of them came up with a Desert Eagle and pointed it at the other's head.
"Well," said Amy. "Looks like we've got us a Mexican standoff."
"You know," said Jack, "this is the second-most awkward first date I've ever been on."
"She's all done," said Eldon, putting away the last of his tools. The glider he'd hastily assembled rested on the flat outcropping at the edge of Devil's Canyon. "She's not much to look at, but she'll get us to the other side. MacGyver would be proud."
"MacWho?" asked Stark.
"Before your time, kid. Before mine, too, but we had this thing called reruns - well, there's no time to explain all that now. Time's a wasting. Let's go!"
"I'm not in that much a hurry. You can tell me about these reruns." Eldon glared at him. "All right, all right, I'm coming." The two of them gripped the strong iron bar beneath the glider.
"Hold on tight!" said Eldon unnecessarily. He and Stark ran to the edge of the cliff - and leapt off.
The wind caught under the canvas and hoisted the small glider up. "Oh God oh God oh God!" shouted Stark, clenching his eyes shut. "We're gonna die!"
"Nah, we're doing great! This is amazing! We're almost halfway there. Just don't look down." Stark opened his eyes and glanced below. "I said don't look down!"
"I think I'm gonna be sick!" A downdraft pushed the glider down. "No, I know I'm gonna be sick! Ahhhhh!" He lost his lunch, spewing it into the depths of the canyon.
"This is exhilarating! We're coming in a bit low, but we're almost there!" As the glider approached the southern edge of Devil's Canyon, another updraft lifted it slightly and it sailed over solid ground, just a few feet below Eldon and Stark's legs. A few seconds later their feet touched ground and they gradually came to a halt and set the glider down. "That was awesome! I want to do it again!"
"I don't!" Stark wiped his mouth. "You are completely nuts!"
"Come on, we have to track those two down and find out where they took Jack. Luckily it's not hard to follow a super mutant." Eldon pointed out the oversized tracks in the sand Mongo had left. Stark shook his head again and trailed along behind the ghoul.
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Amy walked over to Jack's pack and again withdrew a serum-filled hypo. She came back, stood over him, and waved it in front of him. "Come on, Jack," she said. "You know you want it. And you can have it, if you just say the word. You can't hold out much longer. You're losing yourself, I can see it. Another few minutes at most. Spare yourself this agony."
Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Jack struggled to maintain a hold on himself, to bottle up the rage welling up inside him. He knew in his heart that Amy was right. He couldn't maintain his grip much longer. His friends were dead, and he had a choice to make. Redemption would take him, and he did not want to surrender to it. His only alternative was to surrender to Amy. As humiliating as it was, it didn't seem as bad. He was having trouble thinking; he could feel the disease's claws pulling at his brain. He whimpered, tears streaming down his cheeks.
"There's no shame in what you have to do," said Amy. "Is keeping your secret really worth going through this? You want to tell me. End your suffering. Let me help you."
"All right!" Jack growled. "I'll talk! Just give it to me! Hurry! I'll tell you everything!"
"I know you will." Amy calmly injected Jack in the neck, pressing the plunger down until all of the fluid entered his bloodstream. Already he could feel a sensation of calm start to flow from the injection site throughout his body. After a minute or so, his heartbeat returned to normal. The anger that had built up in him began to subside. Amy dropped the empty hypo on the cave floor, stepped behind Jack, and started massaging his shoulders. "Relax. It's going to be just fine. Mongo, why don't you go out and kill us some geckos or something for dinner while Jack and I have a little conversation?"
"Mmm, gecko," said Mongo, licking his lips. He lumbered out of the cave, leaving the two of them alone.
Amy came back around the chair and cupped Jack's chin in her hand. "Now then, darling, it's time to fess up. And don't even think of going back on your promise. I'd hate to put you through all that again."
Just the thought made Jack shudder. Amy had broken him once, and she could easily do it again. He would have to tell her at least part of the truth to satisfy her. "What...do you want to know?" he croaked.
"First, why did you kill Little Jesus Mordino?"
"I found out he and Angel Mordino have been working with the Enclave. In exchange, the Enclave provided the Mordino Family with a cure."
Amy took a step back and considered this. "That's heavy. Why should I believe you, though?"
"Why shouldn't you? If you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. Does any other explanation?"
"Suppose I do believe you. How did you manage to get that much serum from Vault City? Why are you going back to New Reno?"
"The answer to both questions is the same. I agreed to help them get a sample of the cure so they can make more of it themselves. The only place I know I can get it is New Reno. I agreed not only to help them, but to help myself - and to get some payback while I'm at it."
Amy brushed her hair back and exhaled slowly. "Now it is starting to make sense. I knew there was something else to this. No wonder they want you dead so bad. Why didn't you just tell me this the first time I asked? We could have avoided all this...unpleasantness."
"I didn't know where your loyalties lay, or whether I could trust you. I still don't. You sure are a piece of work."
"You're judging me? Isn't that a little like a ghoul calling a deathclaw mutated? How many people have you put in Golgotha?"
Jack thought a second. "I don't remember."
"That many, huh? Look, I know you're a hitman. I don't judge you for it. It's what you do. I find people. Sometimes I have to bring them back in one piece. Sometimes I...don't. That's what I do. None of that matters. What matters is-"
A man with greasy brown hair in a leather jacket and toting a Thompson submachinegun entered the cave and leveled his weapon at Amy. "Grab some sky, sweetheart!" he demanded.
Amy froze, slowly raising her arms and turning around. "Clem, you bottom-feeding guttersnipe! You've never earned an honest chip in your life! The only way you can collect a bounty is to steal it from someone else. Well you're not taking this one!"
"Shoot, Miss Amy, all I want's his head. You kin keep the rest of him. Take off your gunbelt, nice and slow." Reluctantly, Amy complied and let it fall to the ground. "And the rifle." Amy grumbled, but dropped the needler as well. "Now, against the wall!" He backed her against the cave wall, poking her belly with the barrel of his tommy gun. "Why should I do all the hard work of tracking Graves down, when I can just follow you and let you do it for me? I probably never would have found him my ownself anyway."
Now that Clem's back was turned, Jack started rocking himself in his chair, hoping to topple it. If Amy noticed, she certainly didn't let on. "I'm surprised you could even follow me," Amy retorted.
"I didn't. I followed that dumb brute you drag around with you. Then I waited until he left and got the drop on you." Jack's chair fell over with a clatter. Clem jumped back and turned his head for a second. Amy grabbed the barrel of his gun and yanked it upwards, but he smacked her in the cheek with it and aimed it at her chest.
With Clem's attention diverted again, Jack reached for the empty hypo with his hands, which were bound behind the chair. He managed to get a grip on it and smashed the end off. He then started to saw at the rope with the jagged glass, taking care not to cut his wrists.
"Now that wasn't very nice," said Clem. "I'd hate to have to shoot your lovely body full of holes. How come you didn't kill Graves yet, anyway? You sweet on him or sumpin?"
Amy snorted. "Him? Not a chance."
"Nice to know you're still available. I've been wanting to do this for a long time, Amy." He slung his SMG on his back, pinned Amy's wrists to the cave wall, pressed against her, and kissed her hard on the lips. Amy struggled and squirmed, but his grip didn't slacken.
"Mind if I cut in?" said Jack, tapping him on the shoulder with his left hand. When Clem turned his head, Jack sucker punched him with his right and laid him out cold. Amy tried to lunge for her guns, but Jack grabbed her and pushed her back into the wall. "Oh, no you don't. Nice try."
"Let go of me!"
"No, I don't think so. Hey, don't bother to thank me for rescuing you from that punk or anything. All in a day's work."
"Rescuing me? I had that situation under control."
"Oh, really? He would have banged you silly if I hadn't stepped in."
"You think so, huh? You don't know anything. Try it yourself if you think you can do it."
"Normally, I'd take you up on that offer, but chances are you'd get infected in the process."
"Don't worry, I won't. You won't get very far."
Jack dragged Amy to the chair she had tied him to, kicked it upright, and pressed her into it. "Now it's my turn to tie you up."
Amy tossed her head back, her braided hair swishing to the side. "Ooh, I can't wait." She slid her booted foot between his legs and rubbed it against them.
Jack knelt down to get the rope. Before he could, he heard a metallic SHINK! A blade sprang out from the toe of Amy's boot, the tip just poking him in the crotch. "Hurk!" he choked, holding himself motionless.
"Surprise!" Amy grinned wide. "I told you I had everything under control. Now, unless you want to start singing soprano you've got about three seconds to let me go. One..."
Jack released her and slowly backed off. Amy stood up, and the blade retracted back into her boot. Then she looked at her fallen gunbelt. She and Jack both made a dive for it at the same time. After a brief tussle, each of them came up with a Desert Eagle and pointed it at the other's head.
"Well," said Amy. "Looks like we've got us a Mexican standoff."
"You know," said Jack, "this is the second-most awkward first date I've ever been on."