Sorry for the slight gravedig but i thought these warranted a place on this list ...
But wait ... Whats that? They already exist?
Oil Tycoon 2 is obviously the brain child of the folks at the Whitehouse. You know how those military training programs are sometimes converted into games? I think this was the same. (scary thing is that this is a sequel!)
And the second, "Pippa Stunnel | The Stud Farm Inheritance" ... gawd, if you're one of those losers who have to play Tennis on your Xbox I understand because maybe you're a talentless fatty but to have an obsession with horses and want to play a game of getting them to have hot horsey sex is just wrong.
What a crazy world we live in - that people actually buy shit like this.