Gay for my Brain: A Courier's Story

[Throatpunch]

Oh, and brutalize Doomdsaypreppe r. That guy is pretty brutal, he would like that.

I'll brutalise your mother. We British are known for colonising everything we come across, she is no exception to the rule.

That's the kind of doomsday he preps (his anus) for:

Who won World War 2? Thats right, you know who.
Thats how to shut Hass up everyone if you ever need to.

Oh, and dont use a rocket next time for scale. We all know you aren't that big. A nerf gun bullet should do the trick.

 

[Hassknecht]

I'll brutalise your mother. We British are known for colonising everything we come across, she is no exception to the rule.

Who won World War 2? Thats right, you know who.
Thats how to shut Hass up everyone if you ever need to.

Oh, and dont use a rocket next time for scale. We all know you aren't that big. A nerf gun bullet should do the trick.

C'mon, we all know your arse is so loose already that nothing smaller than an ICBM world killer will please your tormented prostate anymore.

 

[Throatpunch]

C'mon, we all know your arse is so loose already that nothing smaller than an ICBM world killer will please your tormented prostate anymore.

Hmm, this needs editing.

C'mon, we all know my sweaty German arse is so loose already that nothing smaller than an ICBM world killer will please my tormented prostate anymore.

Much better.

 

[Hassknecht]

Yeah yeah yeah, we get, I'm german. You got nothing else that gets you off? The memories of the last time your country mattered?

 

[Throatpunch]

Yeah yeah yeah, we get, I'm german. You got nothing else that gets you off? The memories of the last time your country mattered?

Yes, I do remember the last time my country mattered. Its right now actually. Whats it like being crushed on the Olympic medal tables? We wouldn't know.

 

[Millim]

Now Now DDP, no one likes Nationalism.
Your punishment is that you're going to be in the NMA FanFic.

 

[Throatpunch]

Now Now DDP, no one likes Nationalism.
Your punishment is that you're going to be in the NMA FanFic.

Don't blame me! The German started it (as usual)

 

[R.Graves]

Now Now DDP, no one likes Nationalism.
Your punishment is that you're going to be in the NMA FanFic.

I'd love to be in the fanfic personally.

 

[Atomkilla]

I'll brutalise your mother. We British are known for colonising everything we come across, she is no exception to the rule.

First reply and you're already attacking my mother?
Really, I thought you British were better than that. More...gentleman-like. I guess you're an exception. Not quite a model British, are you?

No biggie tho, I understand such frustration. It's common when your country matters as much as Nigel Farage's mustache.


Hell, even Angela Merkel's latest shopping loot matters more than Britain. She is one classy lady though, so you shouldn't really be offended.

 

[Millim]

First reply and you're already attacking my mother?
Really, I thought you British were better than that. More...gentleman-like. I guess you're an exception. Not quite a model British, are you?

No biggie tho, I understand such frustration. It's common when your country matters as much as Nigel Farage's mustache.


Hell, even Angela Merkel's latest shopping loot matters more than Britain. She is one classy lady though, so you shouldn't really be offended.

I'm British and I find this rather rude.
You will receive a very formal complaint in your post.

Good day sir.

 

[Atomkilla]

I'm British and I find this rather rude.
You will receive a very formal complaint in your post.

Good day sir.

Do you see this, Doomdsaypreppe r? You see what you did, you beast?

You made me offend the good sir @Millim.


...

Dear Mr. @Millim

It is with great pain and weight on my heart that I must ask for your forgiveness for the dreadful offense I have brought upon your honorable persona.
My dear Mr. @Millim , I sincerely hope you understand it was not my intention at all. I hope you will not take this offense, which was but a hastily mistake on my part.
I hope you will find within your heart enough forgiveness for this old fool.

Best regards and all in good health,
Looking forward to our next exchange,
@Atomkilla.

 

[Vergil]

Who won World War 2? Thats right, you know who.

America and Russia.
Now sit down and drink your tea before your "Empire" loses even more territory.

Yes, I do remember the last time my country mattered. Its right now actually.

Uh oh, grandpa Britain is off his meds again. Thinks it's still the early 1900s

Whats it like being crushed on the Olympic medal tables? We wouldn't know.

Actually I think you would. You know, everyone makes fun of the Germans for having a shit fetish but right now it's Britain that's number 2. and behind us by 40 medals wew lad

 

[Millim]

Do you see this, Doomdsaypreppe r? You see what you did, you beast?

You made me offend the good sir @Millim.


...

Dear Mr. @Millim

It is with great pain and weight on my heart that I must ask for your forgiveness for the dreadful offense I have brought upon your honorable persona.
My dear Mr. @Millim , I sincerely hope you understand it was not my intention at all. I hope you will not take this offense, which was but a hastily mistake on my part.
I hope you will find within your heart enough forgiveness for this old fool.

Best regards and all in good health,
Looking forward to our next exchange,
@Atomkilla.

You have been forgiven

 

[Throatpunch]

America and Russia.
Now sit down and drink your tea before your "Empire" loses even more territory.

Uh oh, grandpa Britain is off his meds again. Thinks it's still the early 1900s

Actually I think you would. You know, everyone makes fun of the Germans for having a shit fetish but right now it's Britain that's number 2. and behind us by 40 medals wew lad

I needn't listen to your b8 m8. America is a country of disgruntled Europeans, you aren't anything special.

 

[R.Graves]

I needn't listen to your b8 m8. America is a country of disgruntled Europeans, you aren't anything special.

I mean... Really? There are far more than "disgruntled Europeans" here. There's an Indian in like every gas station nationwide. And sure we probably only won the revolutionary because Britain spent all it's money defending us in the war right before that but don't tell me you're still buthurt about it? Tbh it's a silly notion that a small island could run an entire continent in the first place.

 

[Throatpunch]

I mean... Really? There are far more than "disgruntled Europeans" here.

All the Founding Fathers and revolutionary fighters were Europeans disgruntled about high taxation. At least half of your country or more's ancestors were disgruntled French people/English/Spanish etc.

There's an Indian in like every gas station nationwide.

Which is supposed to prove what?

Britain spent all it's money defending us in the war right before that but don't tell me you're still buthurt about it?

I'm not sure it was too expensive. And no, I'm not butthurt about it at all.

 

[R.Graves]

All the Founding Fathers and revolutionary fighters were Europeans disgruntled about high taxation. At least half of your country or more's ancestors were disgruntled French people/English/Spanish etc.

Which is supposed to prove what?

I'm not sure it was too expensive. And no, I'm not butthurt about it at all.

North America isnt a continent.

1. Yeah... But most Americans aren't the founding fathers nowadays.

2. Just saying that we're not all Europeans. It was, admittedly, a weak example.

3. I'm sure that's that "couldn't afford this Bullshit" was the main reason Britain lost the revolutionary war...

4. Uh... But it is.

 

[Millim]

Guys... can we please stop fighting?
I will even have a special moment where you fuck and make up.

 

[R.Graves]

Guys... can we please stop fighting?
I will even have a special moment where you fuck and make up.

I don't wanna fuck @Doomsdayprepper though I wouldn't mind a scene with @Mr Fish

I'm actually bi so do whatever but north America is is a continent.

 

[Throatpunch]

but north America is is a continent.

So it is.

Tbh it's a silly notion that a small island could run an entire continent in the first place.

All ruled from that small island.