get ready for the next pandy

[mobucks]

posting this now to laugh or die later.
buy stocks in hand sanisl

 

[Mr Fish]

 

[Resardiv]

I love schizothreads.

 

[Post-War Tribal]

I love context.

 

[mobucks]

I love context.

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Oh and this is GOLD! Expect a new plandemic every four years any time someone wins that "they" don't want.



Dr Ouchie, that dago fucking wop, said the exact same thing four years ago. Once is a coincidence, twice is a strategy.

 

[Post-War Tribal]

Oh the bird cough? That's mild lol.

 

[mobucks]

So was corvid unless you were old or fat. Point? Plus all the coverage is saying how it's going to evolve. Ugh I need another booster. Buy some stock in masks and hand sani.

 

[mobucks]

God I hate being right among the wrong.

 

[Resardiv]

Who's behind this? Plauge inc?

 

[Post-War Tribal]

The birds.

 

[mobucks]

This thread will be here for posterities sake. I have no problem with being wrong. But if it turns out to be true, and we castrate and mandate our economy again just to save the fat and old, I'll be right here to dunk.

"when there is any doubt, there is no doubt"

 

[Post-War Tribal]

Don't trust birds. Can this be the bird hater thread? I don't think we've had one of those?

 

[Mr Fish]

Birds aren't real anyway, they're government drones.

 

[TheGM]

Just gonna skip this one.

 

[laclongquan]

Really hope for a restoration period here. This depressive state of economy is fucking too long already~

 

[mobucks]

ya know what is real? climate change. it's how the dinosaurs died off burning... themselves? fuels?

 

[Resardiv]

Really hope for a restoration period here. This depressive state of economy is fucking too long already~

The feel bad economy, the US economy is the only one doing well.

 

[TheGM]

ya know what is real? climate change. it's how the dinosaurs died off burning... themselves? fuels?

You know what they used to call climate change back in the day? Seasons. I can see how the ADD Microplastics brain interprets that as some kind of cosmic level event.

 

[mobucks]

Nightmare or not, you can be sure we'll be getting some laughta.