Gordon Freeman is in Critical Condition

[Stag]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080804/ap_on_en_mo/morgan_freeman

(not in the wrong forum)

Apart from the joke in the title, this doesn't excite me. Morgan Freeman is a class act.

 

[RonPerlman]

who will be sage magical negro now

 

[Kyuu]

Damn... that sucks. I totaled my car and was lucky to survive a similar crash, where I fell asleep at the wheel and went off the I-5 into a ravine. I'm willing to bet something similar happened to Mr. Freeman here. Hope he comes out alright.

 

[monsharen]

The Dark knight is cursed I tells you!

also

"They had to use the lives of jews to extract him from the vehicle,"

 

[GreyViper]

Yes read about that, sad news. I hope he makes it

 

[Wooz]

who will be sage magical negro now

His monologues in the Shawshank Redemption top everything I've ever seen or read in the 'benevolent sage' tone.

 

[Ravager69]

Damn it, one of my favorite actors and a nice guy, I bet. Hope he makes it all right and plays in couple of movies at least.

 

[Madbringer]

who will be sage magical negro now

Will Smith

 

[RonPerlman]

No, Will Smith is affable big eared non-threatening black guy

 

[fedaykin]

Major fracture detected. Morphine administered.

 

[Ravager69]

I read that his state is getting better. Hopefully it's going to stay that way.

 

[SuAside]

Gordon Freeman can't die, he's got HEV and he looks somewhat like me (i've got shorter hair and better taste in glasses). so he has to be as awesome as i am. thus, he can't die.

 

[Pablosdog]

He'll survive, but eventually the world will need another mystical older black mentor type to step up and take over.

 

[Lexx]

Maybe Samuel L. Jackson?

 

[rcorporon]

James Earl Jones is ready to take up the mantle.

 

[Carib FMJ]

Samuel Jackson is the angry Blackman

 

[generalissimofurioso]

 

[Ah-Teen]

When one person tried to snap a photo with a cell phone camera, Freeman joked, "no freebies, no freebies," McFerrin said.

He kicks so much ass. ^,,^

 

[Maphusio]

Damn... that sucks. I totaled my car and was lucky to survive a similar crash, where I fell asleep at the wheel and went off the I-5 into a ravine. I'm willing to bet something similar happened to Mr. Freeman here. Hope he comes out alright.

Your lucky someone got to you. That happens all to often and no one investigates the odd skid marks leading off the road down a cliff... You hear to many stories of people dieing off I-5 that could have been prevented had someone investigated.

 

[Brother None]

I...I don't really care. I mean this is like "random stranger crashes into ravine". I think "shit, too bad" and otherwise don't care. He's not even dead, and I don't really think the world would be much worse or better without Freeman.

Odd. You'd think I would care. But, y'know, why?