Buy $10 1L rice cooker from Aldi. [substitute for already owned slow cooker] Fill half way with water. Throw in 500 grams of beef strips/mince. Cut up 4 "TATOS" and throw in. Cut up 2 carrots and throw in. Cut up 1 large onion and throw in. Throw in a handful of peas 'n corn. Top up with water to cover ingredients. Crumble in 1 beef and 1 vegetable stock cubes. Generous squirts of tomato and BBQ sauce. Teaspoon of crushed garlic and chilli. Few shakes of salt 'n pepper. Mix well. Cook for 8 hours on low, stirring occasionally. Profit. Feel free to add your own recipe to the thread fellow non-mutants!