CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud

There's a certain level of humor to be found with the fact that you can go through all these elaborate quests seemingly to find something like the replicators at Dead Money or secret technology like Big Mountain or even just a GECK.
And then you find out the secret: gold!
Worthless gold!
Which is exactly the sort of thing the 1950s USA would prioritize saving.
And then you find out the secret: gold!
Worthless gold!
Which is exactly the sort of thing the 1950s USA would prioritize saving.