I wanna get drunk off this...

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http://www.asiansnakewine.com/

Wow!

You can order now a bottle of the famous authentic Snake wine.
Snake Wine is an Asian beverage found throughout Asia and which is known as a natural medecine to treat different health problems such as rheumatism, lumbago, sweat of limbs and others health condition or pain, but Snake wine is also a strong natural aphrodisiac.

The bottle proposed here is 25 cm tall, almost 10 inches, and features 2 real snakes, 1 Cobra snake and 1 Green tree snake Trimeresurus gramineus.

The price for this incredible and rare gift is only 49 Euros, 34 British Pounds, or 69 USD, AIRMAIL SHIPPING INCLUDED.

As we ship all our parcels as gifts you don't have to worry about custom duty if you order less than 5 bottles.
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I forgot the pic in case people are too lazy to go look.

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Apparently a shot of it will make your body kinda burn. A second shot makes you seriously horny after a couple of hours.

I think our Viagra spamming guy needs to check this stuff out.
 
I used to wake up every day thinking "You know, if I could drink wine made of snakes... my life would be complete".

Thanks to the good folks at Asian Snake Wine Inc., my dream has come true... and yours can too!

For only three easy payments of 22.99, you too can experience the MAGIC of Asian Snake Wine! Now with REAL COBRA!* You won't find any of that fake COBRA here, no sir.


*Contains 7% COBRA


Seriously, who would buy this shit?
 
lol, apparently, nobody has ever heard of Anthony Bourdain.

Then again, I have had snake wine before, along with snake soup, and etc.

Meh, too many vegan nazis these days.
 
I wanna get drunk off this...
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I don't. I'll stick to normal alcohol that, thanks to my slavic genes, doesn't have the potential to kill me, thank you very much.
 
Puny human, don't you know Slavs can't be killed with alcohol and incidentally conquered everything between Kamchatka and the Manche Channel in 60000BC?

My uncle says so! I got BOOKS to prove it!
 
Wooz said:
Puny human, don't you know Slavs can't be killed with alcohol and incidentally conquered everything between Kamchatka and the Manche Channel in 60000BC?

My uncle says so! I got BOOKS to prove it!
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It seemed that "zee germans" didn't have too much trouble with you though ;).

Canadians however, hold the distinction of having BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Take that :D.

As for the snake drink shit, you can keep it.
 
It's not like the average live expectancy of the Rus is 20 years shorter than normal due to alcohol.

rcorporon said:
It seemed that "zee germans" didn't have too much trouble with you though ;).
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Uh what.
 
LOL, wow, such conservatism concerning food and drinks here. If you want to see someone drinking it, check out youtube, Anthony Bourdain, A cook's tour or No Reservations.

It's just rice wine(sometimes wheat whiskey) with a snake and what looks like wolf berries. As for supposed viagra properties, well.., it is just alcohol. Snake meat is high in protein and low in fat, and IIRC, its bile is an anti-bacterial.

I don't remember much about the taste, since the only thing I remember is the taste of wolf berries and alcohol. The bile is rather bitter. The blood just taste like blood.

I didn't think this place is such a meat/potato with beer crowd. Then again, most guys/men are rather conservative in terms of food. A Canadian friend of mine keeps insisting he is multicultural, open minded, and is willing to try anything..., but he can't even eat sushi/sashimi. :lol:
 
rcorporon said:
It seemed that "zee germans" didn't have too much trouble with you though ;)
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Oh yes they did!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partisans_(Yugoslavia)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugoslav_People's_Liberation_War

Edit: Can't fix URL tags in Chrome for some reason, you'll have to copy-paste. Sorry.
 
Snake Wine is an Asian beverage found throughout Asia and which is known as a natural medecine to treat different health problems such as rheumatism, lumbago, sweat of limbs and others health condition or pain, but Snake wine is also a strong natural aphrodisiac.
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This snake wine sounds more like snake oil to me.

Starseeker said:
A Canadian friend of mine keeps insisting he is multicultural, open minded, and is willing to try anything..., but he can't even eat sushi/sashimi. :lol:
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I try most any food (except blood sausage and other similarly off-putting foods), but I still think sushi is over-priced and over-rated. Thai/Indian, Persian/Moroccan, Mexican, and Cajun are my favorite world foods. I've eaten BBQed rattlesnake and while it did taste like chicken there was so little meat on the ribs that it was hardly worth cooking.
 
rcorporon said:
Wooz said:
Puny human, don't you know Slavs can't be killed with alcohol and incidentally conquered everything between Kamchatka and the Manche Channel in 60000BC?

My uncle says so! I got BOOKS to prove it!
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It seemed that "zee germans" didn't have too much trouble with you though ;).
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Actually, they did. A whole lot of trouble, considering that their Blitzkrieg ended up with several thousand casualties on their side.
 
Wow! An exotic animal drink that not only has untold health benefits, but also will increase my virility? No WAY!

I'll drink this after I'm done snorting a line of ground White Rhino horn.

*Contains 7% COBRA
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lol.
 
I agree with Starseeker,

You guys need to grow some balls and stop acting like little picky girls ''Oh mummy that food looks nasty me don't want!'' ... try it, if its not nice, fair enough, but at least try it. Never judge a book by its cover, if you do, you may miss on a lot.

Also, poland is just asking for trouble hosting the U.S's 'missile shield' against 'rogue states'. If you guys get invaded again it will be your own fault.
 
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