In search of Mongolian Deathworm

welsh

Junkmaster
From the vault of cryptozoology comes this-

Hey it can kill a full grown camel!

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CFZ Press Release
April 24th, 2005
For Immediate release

ENGLISH SCIENTISTS GO IN SEARCH OF THE MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM

A group of English scientists are to spend a month in the hostile Gobi desert in search of one of the world’s strangest and most elusive monsters, the Mongolian Death Worm. Known to the locals as Allghoi khorkhoi (Mongolian for intestine worm due to its resemblance to a length of cow’s stomach), the blood red creature is much feared.

Three to five feet long, the Death Worm is said to lurk beneath the sands, emerging only at certain times of the year to spread fear among the desert dwellers. The nomads insist that the beast can spit a corrosive yellow saliva that acts like acid and that they can generate blasts of electricity powerful enough to kill a full grown camel. It is a monster worthy of Dr Who but how true are the stories?

Expedition leader, cryptozologist Richard Freeman thinks it’s death dealing powers are apocryphal. “It’s like the salamander in medieval Europe, it was thought to be deadly poisonous. Alexander the Great was supposed to have lost hundreds of men after they drank from a stream that had a salamander living in it. But now we know it’s harmless. Even today in the Sudan, people think that the harmless sand boa is so venomous that you only have to touch it and you will die.”

What kind of animal is the Death Worm? Freeman has a theory. “I don’t think that it’s a worm at all. True worms need moisture. I think it is a limbless, burrowing reptile, probably a giant member of a group of reptiles known as amphisbaenas or worm lizards. These are a primitive group of poorly studied animals. They are not snakes or lizards but are related to both .I think the Death Worm is a giant member of this group.”

The team plans not only to catch the creatures but bring them back to England alive! They intend to force the Death Worms up from their burrows by damming local streams and flooding small areas of the desert.

The expedition consists of Richard Freeman, cryptozoologist (35), Chris Clark, physicist (59), Jon Hare, science writer (29) and Dave Churchill, artist and designer (33). They will be accompanied by Mongolian guides.

The group are from the Exeter based Centre for Fortean Zoology, the world’s only full time, scientific organization, dedicated to the study of mystery animals. Past expeditions have included hunts for the Chupacabra, a blood drinking, nocturnal beast from Puerto Rico, the Naga, a 60 foot crested serpent in the jungles and caves of Thailand, and Orang-pendek, an ape man in the unexplored valleys of Sumatra.

For more details contact Jon or Richard on +44 (0)1932 424811
Or telephone Richard on 07961483063
email: cfz@eclipse.co.uk
 
And here's a picture of the worm

Kryp16.jpg


Looks like a penis. Uh-huh-huh-uh-huh, I wrote 'penis'.
 
They should take Steve Irwin with them.

"Hey, what happens if I stick a thumb up this animal's ass?"
 
I remember reading about this on cryptozoology websites for fun.

No one knows if its real and it could easily be a normal animal surrounded by too much folklore. I do think it would be awesome if it could spit acid or discharge electricity, but I'm sure it cant and I'm also sure its a reptile and not a worm considering the climate. I wonder why the color yellow attracts it?

Hope they dont come back empty handed.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Wooz said:
"Hey, what happens if I stick a thumb up this animal's ass?"

It would get really pissed off and would pounce with the strength of 10 Morgan Freemans.

Uuuuh, acid spitting electrical worm thingies?! Where can I get mine? Can you housetrain them?
 
"Hey guys, we have been here for three months and we haven?t seen this wormie. Anyone else think this sucks? Ahh...fock it, I?m going to the loo and after that I?m leaving!"

*30min later*

"OMG he must have bad stomach, he?s been in the loo for ages."

*30min later*

"Did you hear something? Probably nothing, here have some whiskey"

*30min later*

"Heyah..git ur arse oudda the focking loo! I gotta go man!"

"Hier hold me bottle wormie....woit a min... AAARGH!"
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