Is robot sex right around the corner?

Ok how does the thought processes work.

Are they taking a shit when god whipsers in their ear...

"Hey....Go build a robot you can @#$%!"

Dah OKAY!
 
Case like killed by getting electrified while having sex with robot will be common in the future. Or soon? :ugly:

Now it makes me wonder, what kind of power source will those machines require? Maybe corn oil? Works well as lub you know. :ugly:
 
hehe. No sexual bot for me. Since I saw that episode of "The Outter Limits", I know what could happen.
 
Terminators are the exception to the rule.

If reprogrammed, they will kill for you.

Though to be honest, I really can't stand that show.

If they didn't want John to be killed by a Terminator, why did they send him to Terminator High?
 
DEATH TO THE SOULLESS THINKING MACHINES!!!
*has recently finished the Battle of Corrin*

Ok ok, just one question. Will they make a furry version?
 
generalissimofurioso said:
Lesson Learned: Robots will always murder you.
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actually, for what reason would a robot kill you unless it's programmed for that? you always see robots going on murderous rampages etc, but would such an AI even grasp the concept of life and death? isn't only our human fear of dying that make us believe that they'd kill us?
 
Actually, it'd be the fear of a powerdrill wang tearing you to shreds, a la Tetsuo:The Iron Man.
 
Still noone have made the connection between this thread and the powerarmor thread? Powerarmored sex. That is where the future is.
 
This thread reminds me of the hologram in Schwarzenegger's 6th Day :

Sex/entertainment/virtual reality:

Gibson's pal Hank has a holographic virtual girlfriend. It is interactive but incorporeal, and cannot actually do anything physical.


This problem is cleverly solved: the hologram comes with a special chair. When Adam Gibson collapses in it, he is startled to find that it is unzipping his fly.


The biggest obstacles to this system are holographic projection, natural voice generation, and credible interactivity. The stimu-chair could already be built, and might be combined with virtual reality goggles".
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http://www.futuristmovies.com/movies/sixth_day.html

hehe.
 
Makenshi said:
Maphusio said:
...What if the robot is Summer Glau?!
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I'd do her/it. A lot.
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True that homes! Problem is... What if she is new to the whole "sex" thing... To be more clear... She is a terminator, you know, strong, parts... Need I say more?

This is why it would never work unless she were programmed to work that way!? Then she would be the first of her kind to bare a child bringing the Terminators that much closer to us!

...Then again I might have watched too much Battlestar Galactica...
 
Confalone said:
No, no you guys are missing the biggest issue here. CLEANING THE THING AFTER THE BUSINESS IS DONE! >_<
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Just like japanese toilets. It washes itself.
 
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