Wild_qwerty said:
Had a drunk friend pee on my car once, hmm though I did leave him in town (err acctaully another town) later that night. Was being a pain in ass and was totaly drunk
heard a lil' story from my dad once:
he & one of his big bosses were going to a networking party thingy & everyone got tanked. now, they both came with the dude's ferrari and my dad decided that the dude was too drunk to drive. honnestly, so was he, i'm sure, but he's a socially accepted alcoholic and as such is capable of coping a a lil' better than the average ferrari driver.
so, he drives home the ferrari, but on the way back, the dude gets pretty sick in the car and asks to pull over. my dad pulls over, the dude opens the door, sits there for 30 seconds catching his breath & hoping that the fresh air will sort him out. no such luck of course and he has to throw up. he does so still seated and throws up outwards.
now, instead of barfing on the pavement, the dummy lurches too far, hitting his fucking door, filling the goddamn compartment thingy at the bottom of the door...
i wonder how much he had to pay to:
1) get his car clean
2) get his car stinkfree
dumbass...