It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!

WOHAHAHAHA, this thread really fulfills its purpose. :P All you guys sure look ugly, but that isn't a shame as it's a(?) standard for forum users to be :). I myself may not be following that standard, though spending time watching all of the pictures in this thread surely declares me retarded.
 
You used to have your picture in your avatar, didn't you? The one with the red arrow and circle.
 
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Detective Luke paced down the alley, his mind so occupied by the case that he failed to notice the four bikers advance up the alley, urged on by the mysterious fat dude on the right
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Detective Luke paced down the alley, his mind so occupied by the case that he failed to notice the four bikers advance up the alley, urged on by the mysterious fat dude on the right
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He strolled slowly along beneath the decaying eaves of the aging buildings mulling over some of the comments he'd received that day. That morning he assumed that a black hat and coat would make him appear ruggedly hetrosexual and somewhat mystrerious.
It appeared though, on reflection, that he had been duped by all those private detective movies he watched as a child.

Perhaps it wsn't helping that this thoroughfare was the main pimping ground for the local rentboys, situated, as it was between three biker bars and a specialist cobblers shop.
 
The gay bar sign in the background lit up as if it were night, and as Detective Luke, or "CheeseDick" as he was known to the patrons inside, thought of breaking the facade of heterosexuality he had planned for the day and giving in to the beckoning call of the Gay Bar, be began to to notice danger all around him. The cobblestone of the road created the appearance of many tiny holes opening up in the road, threadtening to swallow him up. He new that the "Ball Pin Hammer" bar behind him would be his only refuge, but lurking in the alley, between him and heavenly salvation, laid a blue blob monster, ready to pounce and smother him as soon as he passed it's domain. He knew not what the monster would do, but with the hope that a tentacle Rape scene would follow, he considered turning around toward two possible winning outcomes.
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Ugh. I just realized that Hovercar looks a lot like me, at least with the profile. Add a huge nose and voila.
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*makes obligatory "what's ugh about looking like god" joke*. Honestly though, I'm one gorgeous hunk of man-meat.


EDIT: also, why no remarks about my stylish haircut? I demand remarks!
 
Hovercar Madness said:
EDIT: also, why no remarks about my stylish haircut? I demand remarks!
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As if that haircut is that unique. It's a 'I used to be (near-)bald and haven't cut it since' cut.
 
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