Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain

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Sovz

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An Essex man believes he has the biggest cock in Britain - a 2ft monster which he calls Melvin.

The giant cockerel weighs more than 15lbs and dwarfs other roosters, says The Sun.

Owner Jeremy Goldsmith said: "We're staggered. He just grows and grows. We asked experts and no one's heard of a cockerel this big."

Jeremy runs Mountfitchet Castle in Stansted, Essex, where Melvin lives with his mate Mandy.

At 18-months-old, Melvin is twice the size of other birds of his Buff Orpington breed.
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I hope you didn't get in for the wrong reason :wink: :lol:
 
At first I was about to argue that Colin Farrell's cock is bigger, but then I remembered that Colin Farrell was Irish. And then I learned that Sovz was talking about a different kind of cock, which ruined a potential 'Colin Farrell vs. Will Smith' debate. I can't believe I'm writing this.
 
Cocks are so dumb. I can't imagine a cock of this size with a stupidness proportional with his size :D
 
My uncle has some cocks running around in his yard. I remember chasing them as a little boy.
 
Gus said:
My uncle has some cocks running around in his yard. I remember chasing them as a little boy.
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Those were some pussy-ass cocks. My grandpa used to have one big cock*, and it was usually chasing me.

* By 'cock' I mean rooster, of course. No smartass comments, please.
 
This one seems a bit obvious for Mr. Nudge. Perhaps that's why he hasn't commented on this thread, even during this recent rash of posting by him.
 
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