Joke...

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Smackrazor, Sep 29, 2000.

  1. Smackrazor

    Smackrazor Guest

    NOTE: I am not responsible for anyone not being satisfied by it. I personally found it slightly amusing. Also, you have to know what in sam-hill a Fiat is (for all you Americans who have never been to Europe).

    Source: Reader's Digest September 2000

    Five Belgians in an Audi quattro arrive at the French border. A customs agent stops them. "Quattro means four," he says. "It's illegal to put five people in a quattro."

    "Quattro is just the name of the car," replies the driver. "Look-the owners ownser's manual says this car is designed to carry five people."

    "You can't pull that one on me," replies the French official. "I'm placing you under arrest."

    "You are an idiot!" the car driver says. "Call your supervisor!"

    "He can't come right now," the official replies. "He's busy with the two guys in the Fiat Uno."

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  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    haha, yeah... I've heard another version of that. It was 4 people in a quattro stopped by Norwegians, and they said "no way, we've been 5 people in a Fiat Uno"

    almost the same thing.
     
  3. Smackrazor

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    Ah. This version's funnier though ;-)

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  4. .233

    .233 Guest

    i thought it was funny although i dont get why the french would be speaking spanish. and i dont understand why everyone hates the french, oh yeah, because france is everyones bitch(WWI WWII, Russia, Egypt, American Samoa, International REsearch station in antartica, all kicked france's ass). same thing with belgium(the fact they have a statue of a urinating boy is reason enough). in fact the only country that isnt a bitch country is RUSSIA, cause they have such big penises there. When i grow up im gonna move to russia cause it is #1. In fact Russia... we interupt this praise of russia to bring you a sarcasm alert...is the only country in the world where i think i could live a fair and honest life, where real people, not tv actors, speak russian. WE need to make russian the official language of the U.N. and the official language of the olympics Russian. I support the russian government controlling all U.S. territory and government facilities...Were sorry, Channel .233 is experiencing technical diffuclties. Please bear with us in this time of national crisis.
    ::::Cut to news anchors beating eachother with eachothers severed limbs which i might add are on fire covered heavy in highly corrosive acid. Some man with a kerosine lamp Shouts "follow me to freedom", then is attacke dby a mob of boom mike operator zombies:::

    I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute- some guy on apolyton. The cerebellum one i think it was.
    I thought as long as we were in the joking mood, id join in.
     
  5. Smackrazor

    Smackrazor Guest

    Now you're sucking up to Russians sounds a lot like an insult again ;)

    Review your posts if you think they'll cause unhappiness. Most of the time I give my posts a quick once over before I press the 'Post Message (Click Once)' button.

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  6. APTYP

    APTYP Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Apr 2, 2003
    Jeez. I think you should cut it so I could get back to my normal life on NMA. If you will go on with messages like this, there will be a flame war, and people will be banned. I don't want to be banned. I don't appreciate your "irony", but there is still hope that you will come to your senses and suppress that i-dont-care attitude. Enough of this.

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  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Too late...

    he didn't.