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Cops: Driver burned after he used lighter to check fuel

An East Patchogue truck driver is in critical condition after he used a cigarette lighter to check the fuel level in his dump truck that burst into flames, Nassau police said.

Scott Allen, 38, of 290 Atlantic Ave., was driving a truck with a faulty fuel gauge and stopped to check the fuel level at the intersection of Peninsula Boulevard and Merrick Road in Lynbrook, police said. Allen decided to use the flame from a cigarette lighter to illuminate the tank. However, the lighter ignited fumes that engulfed the rest of the truck, police said.

The Lynbrook Fire Department extinguished the burning truck and Allen was taken to Nassau University Medical Center with second-degree burns to his face, chest and right arm. He is listed in critical condition.

The dump truck, a 2001 Volvo, is owned by Hawkeye Construction in Hauppauge. The fire happed just before 1 a.m. on Thursday.
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Yep, a sure contender for this years award.
 
A Romanian would have severed/had bitten off his penis ten times by the time to check a fuel tank with a lighter.
 
King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.

Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.
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:shock: yep, another Darwin
 
Sovz said:
King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.
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Just more evidence that horses cant be satisfied by people.

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.
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:shock: ,
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good lord, i cringed so much during roshambo. Pure stupidity but the fact that they lasted that long... I would have broken down and cried after the first swing.
 
Like anybody would want to swap places with a burn victim. Or any victim for that matter.
 
Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.
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So that's what Feargus is working on now, eh... I really hope it's not some kind of research for Fo3
 
Reminds me of the comedian Lewis Black, when he was talking about how we should ban presidents from coming out of Arkansas. How two men placed a bullet cigarette lighter socket (I believe) and it discharged a round into the drivers right testicle.

He then swerved right as one would be want to do in a situation like that. To quote Lewis Black "You can try the same expirement at home, but use a hammer."

Also, I once knew a guy who was making noodles and shoved his hand into a giant pot of boiling water to grab a noodle to check if they were done. He got about halfway through this brilliant plan of his before his nerve endings managed to communicate to his brain that "HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOT"

I know that is what his nerves told his brain because that is what he promptly screamed after sticking his hand in the OBVIOUSLY boiling pot of water.

And incase any of you are wondering, yes, the noodles were infact, not done, but later, they were delicious.
 
I believe the tale is that two men used a bullet to replace a fuse that had burned out in a truck. I've heard it multiple times. Anyway, it is mentioned at Snopes.
 
Kan-Kerai said:
Wow, and surprisingly enough, it wasn't a Romanian this time. Good stuff.
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In fact yesterday a Turkish truck hit a Romanian car, exploded(it is believed to had been burning before the explosion) and burnt 5 Romanians.
 
If their penii didn't do any kind of spectacular feat nor were destroyed in the most ridiculous way possible, they weren't Romanians.
 
In fact yesterday a Turkish truck hit a Romanian car, exploded(it is believed to had been burning before the explosion) and burnt 5 Romanians.
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...All Romanians have an IN rating of 1 and the Jinxed trait, don't they? It would explain so much.
 
Thief hid phone up her bum


Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing it ringing from her bum.

Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone.

But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress.

She was taken to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden it up her bottom, local daily 7 Plus reported.

Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one.

"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."
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Incidentaly i have heard that it is allmost imposibole to clean shit of microphones and speakers. And who would buy a stolen telephone that smelled of crap anyway?
 
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