Killing people is cool

APTYP

Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Yes! I'm playing computer games since I was 11, and the only thing I've learned from them is that killing people is cool. Every computer game features killing people! And I enjoy it! I like red color and guts falling out, and fountains of blood! I'm an avid player of Doom 1-2, Duke3D, Postal, Carmageddon, Dungeon Keeper, Quake and Blood because they have sweet sweet violence and blood! That shooting stuff makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. This is the reason I'm playing these games for hours and make levels for them - lots and lots of levels...
One year ago I've accessed Internet for the first time, and I found so much cool shit! Now every time I log on to it I go to porno sites to watch naked babes and masturbate, and then I go to sites that tell me how to make bombs! Now I'm an expert in bomb-making! If you'll need any advise on this matter, just email me. I also think that since all my heroes in computer games (Duke, Caleb, Marine!) shoot people, I want to do that too, coz it's cool! And I always wanted to do something like this sometime...
Here in America, we kids can get guns any time, any place! I personally have Intratec's TEC-9 and Sig Sauer P220 .45 - GREAT choice of chaos and destruction! And I have a stockpile of pipebombs hidden in my room. But what's the point of getting these guns and bombs if you won't use it, you'll say? Oh, but there is! You see, I want to shoot somebody. For real. And the best place to do it is my school. So I've decided that on next Tuesday, March 14, I'll come to my school, get out my gun and begin shooting people! Shi-i-it, it's gonna be COOL! Damn, blood, guts - and everything will be real! I just can't wait!

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Who are you and what have you done with Arthur?!

God damn that was disturbing. You *WERE* being sarcastic right?

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Hahaha..

Pretty good portrayal of the over-zealous media blaming society when it is really the person's fault.

If I see you on the news I'll know who did it. :)

-Xotor-


> Yes! I'm playing computer games
>since I was 11, and
>the only thing I've learned
>from them is that killing
>people is cool. Every computer
>game features killing people! And
>I enjoy it! I like
>red color and guts falling
>out, and fountains of blood!
>I'm an avid player of
> Doom 1-2, Duke3D, Postal,
>Carmageddon, Dungeon Keeper, Quake and
>Blood because they have sweet
>sweet violence and blood! That
>shooting stuff makes me all
>warm and fuzzy inside. This
>is the reason I'm playing
>these games for hours and
>make levels for them -
>lots and lots of levels...
>
> One year ago I've accessed
>Internet for the first time,
>and I found so much
>cool shit! Now every time
>I log on to it
>I go to porno sites
>to watch naked babes and
>masturbate, and then I go
>to sites that tell me
>how to make bombs! Now
>I'm an expert in bomb-making!
>If you'll need any advise
>on this matter, just email
>me. I also think that
>since all my heroes in
>computer games (Duke, Caleb, Marine!)
>shoot people, I want to
>do that too, coz it's
>cool! And I always wanted
>to do something like this
>sometime...
> Here in America, we kids
>can get guns any time,
>any place! I personally have
>Intratec's TEC-9 and Sig Sauer
>P220 .45 - GREAT choice
>of chaos and destruction! And
>I have a stockpile of
>pipebombs hidden in my room.
>But what's the point of
>getting these guns and bombs
>if you won't use it,
>you'll say? Oh, but there
>is! You see, I want
>to shoot somebody. For real.
>And the best place to
>do it is my school.
>So I've decided that on
>next Tuesday, March 14, I'll
>come to my school, get
>out my gun and begin
>shooting people! Shi-i-it, it's gonna
>be COOL! Damn, blood, guts
>- and everything will be
>real! I just can't wait!

-Xotor-

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Bwa-ha-ha!

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Mar-12-00 AT 01:18AM (GMT)[p]Sure I was sarcastic. I have no gun and although I own or owned most of the games I mentioned, I don't want to kill nobody. Just want to see whether you'll laugh with me or try to contact authorities (he he he)

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Damn, I just read my post for the second time, and it seems a little more serious than I wanted it to be. But don't worry, it's just a joke.
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RE: Bwa-ha-ha!

man that was pretty cool *sigh* take.......deep.....breathes..........whew!
 
[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Mar-12-00 AT 11:29PM (GMT)[p]>What a difference in replies! Interesting
>observation: Fallout wasn't in the
>list of the goriest games
>listed by media and Senator
>Lieberman, and Duke3D was. Maybe
>this is the reason why
>they take it too serious.

I think there's another reason. Dare I say it? I think the the majority of people playing fallout are a lot more intelligent then the majority of people who play Duke 3d. Now, don't think I have a chip on my shoulder, cause I don't. I enjoy a good 3d shooter myself once in a while.
 
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