One of my favourite lines from a SQ game is when you tell Wilco to pick up a ladder, and the announcer says "You'll never fit that into your pants."
Wilco looks at the screen and proceeds to put the ladder into his pants, and says "How's that?"
The announcer then says "Wow... must be a lot of extra room down there."
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Great franchise.
Edit, found these:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxz2PSYlkzM[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP7VTeTCVCU[/youtube][/youtube]