it's kind of creepy, really. reminds me of old horror movies. the thrill! the paranoia! the danger!
LITTLE FORUM OF HORRORS by Ratty
Act I: The Thing
Ozrat: Kharn, why did you misspell that word in your last post?
Kharn: What are you talking about,Ozrat? I didn't misspell anything.
Ozrat (eyes him suspiciously): Don't try to get out of this! i saw it! oh my God...you are Nuclear Wolf!
Kharn (alarmed): No, no, that's ridiculous!
Ozrat: Rosh, Odin, come here!
Rosh: What?
Ozrat (points at Kharn): It's Kharn. I think he is actually Nuclear Wolf!
Odin (looks at Kharn, then at Ozrat, terrified): Mother of Vault Dweller...this is terrible...
Kharn (now quite alarmed): Guys? What are you talking about? I'm Kharn! I swear! Don't you recognise me?
Rosh (terrified): Dear Lord! Now he is spamming...This is the second time he said "What are you talking about?"! Everybody get him!
(few minutes later...)
Kharn (screaming): Noooo, please don't dip me, please! I swear, i'm not Nuclear Wolf, I was with you since... since almost forever... don't you remember me!?Rosh (holding him over the Vat by his neck): Admit it, liar! You are Nuclear Wolf! You played us for fools all along! Now you will pay for your crimes!
Kharn: But-but-but...I joined you years ago, remember?! I can't be Nuclear Wolf!
Rosh: I don't remember any Kharn joining us years ago. Do you, Ozrat?
Ozrat: Nope, never heard of him.
Rosh (turns to Kharn): So, you see, Ozrat doesn't remember you either. You know what this means, don't you?
Kharn (cries): N-no...p-p-please...(Rosh let's go of his neck) NOOOOOOO!!!...(splash!)
Ozrat (looking relieved): That takes care of him.
Rosh (turns to Ozrat): Ozrat, my friend...When I asked you if you remember Kharn...you said no...
Ozrat: That's right. So?
Rosh (takes one step towards him): Kharn actually did join us years ago... strange how you don't remember that. I know REAL Ozrat would...
Ozrat (his eyes wide open): J-just...w-what are you implying?
Rosh: Let's not play games, Ozrat. You are actually Nuclear Wolf...(reaches for his neck)
Ozrat (trembling): Wha...? No! That's not...AAAAHHH!!! (splash)
Rosh (looks into the Vat, then turns around and grins evilly): That takes care of these two...Now, for the rest of NMA...the bitch is back...
LITTLE FORUM OF HORRORS by Ratty
Act I: The Thing
Ozrat: Kharn, why did you misspell that word in your last post?
Kharn: What are you talking about,Ozrat? I didn't misspell anything.
Ozrat (eyes him suspiciously): Don't try to get out of this! i saw it! oh my God...you are Nuclear Wolf!
Kharn (alarmed): No, no, that's ridiculous!
Ozrat: Rosh, Odin, come here!
Rosh: What?
Ozrat (points at Kharn): It's Kharn. I think he is actually Nuclear Wolf!
Odin (looks at Kharn, then at Ozrat, terrified): Mother of Vault Dweller...this is terrible...
Kharn (now quite alarmed): Guys? What are you talking about? I'm Kharn! I swear! Don't you recognise me?
Rosh (terrified): Dear Lord! Now he is spamming...This is the second time he said "What are you talking about?"! Everybody get him!
(few minutes later...)
Kharn (screaming): Noooo, please don't dip me, please! I swear, i'm not Nuclear Wolf, I was with you since... since almost forever... don't you remember me!?Rosh (holding him over the Vat by his neck): Admit it, liar! You are Nuclear Wolf! You played us for fools all along! Now you will pay for your crimes!
Kharn: But-but-but...I joined you years ago, remember?! I can't be Nuclear Wolf!
Rosh: I don't remember any Kharn joining us years ago. Do you, Ozrat?
Ozrat: Nope, never heard of him.
Rosh (turns to Kharn): So, you see, Ozrat doesn't remember you either. You know what this means, don't you?
Kharn (cries): N-no...p-p-please...(Rosh let's go of his neck) NOOOOOOO!!!...(splash!)
Ozrat (looking relieved): That takes care of him.
Rosh (turns to Ozrat): Ozrat, my friend...When I asked you if you remember Kharn...you said no...
Ozrat: That's right. So?
Rosh (takes one step towards him): Kharn actually did join us years ago... strange how you don't remember that. I know REAL Ozrat would...
Ozrat (his eyes wide open): J-just...w-what are you implying?
Rosh: Let's not play games, Ozrat. You are actually Nuclear Wolf...(reaches for his neck)
Ozrat (trembling): Wha...? No! That's not...AAAAHHH!!! (splash)
Rosh (looks into the Vat, then turns around and grins evilly): That takes care of these two...Now, for the rest of NMA...the bitch is back...
