M o v i e Q u o t e s

[Ugly John]

american psycho... dU-uh!!!

"What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"

and no i didn't take it from TO

 

[John Uskglass]

The Lion King, duh.

X: Why are they cutting down trees?
Y: To make them angry, which makes them stupid.

 

[Malky]

Princess Mononoke.

Overrated.

It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey - and it's gonna last you the rest of your life.

 

[Lord 342]

Pfu... Groundhog day.

Wait a minute, we get naked with each other and touch each other and you get inside of me and you can't tell me how much rent you pay? Your landlord knows, you're not even fucking him!

A personal favorite

 

[John Uskglass]

White Palace. Meh.

Our patrol planes! Where are they? Answer that one, Herr Goering! The British have plenty of them! Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.

 

[Ugly John]

das boot, ok fine my wife helped me with this one. don't ak how she knows...

You're a jittery little thing, aren't you

 

[John Uskglass]

Return of the Fucking Jedi. Megaduh.

4:30. Time for milking.

 

[Dove]

Witness.

Mega meh.

You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurt so much more.

 

[Volkov]

Jackass: The Movie?

 

[Dove]

Way to break the game genius.

Post yours now.

IMDB is cheating, remember kiddoes.

 

[Volkov]

Eh? Cheating?

X: Short of the outbreak of World War Three, the ship sinking... being attacked by a giant octopus, I'd like to be undisturbed for the next thirty minutes.
Y: I'll see to it sir.

 

[Malky]

Crimson Tide. Quentin Tarantino wrote a few bits of dialogue for that flick.

X: You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Y: You look like a blueberry!
X: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!
Y: Well you... have bad hair!

 

[Volkov]

Anchorman

Not many people know what their life's worth. I do. Seventy grand. That's what they took from me. And that's what I was going to get back.

 

[KQX]

Payback


Ok I'm sure i'm misquoting this one, but i know it's pretty close.

X: Why are you following me?
Y: I saw you, and i thought you looked interesting.
X: Are you a faggot?
Y: No, no.

Hmm here's another from the same one.

Everyone has a box

I would double check this, but I'm far away from my movie collections and i can't find the quotes online.

 

[John Uskglass]

Uh...Highlander?

 

[KQX]

Uh...Highlander?

No.

Hmm, didn't know it would be hard. OK, here's a third quote from the same movie. This one will give probably reveal its country of origin:

X: I got burgled yesterday.
Y: What does it feel like being broken into?
X: Most people ask what was stolen.
Y: I'm interested in the way people feel.

EDIT:
OK, since i want this thread to continue I'll give the forth, and i believe most obvious quote. Someone must have seen this movie and found it as memorable as me.

Never follow the same person twice. That
was the most important rule, and that was the one I broke first.

 

[monsharen]

I was going to say K-pax... but now I don't know


edit:
alittle help from my roommate... couldn't let the topic die..
it's from the movie following, right?

You know if this is Southend, theres something very odd about it

 

[Malky]

That's from the Hitchhiker's Guide miniseries. Not really a movie, but oh well.

X: What's your name?
Y: My name is very fucking confused! What's your name?

 

[Ugly John]

SAW
it's been sitting on the shelf for a couple of months now, i just watched it yesterday

Amadeus! It won eight Oscars

 

[Hellion]

Last Action Hero. Wow, it seems like AGES ago...

Sex and death. Two things that come once in a lifetime. But at least after death you're not nauseous.