M o v i e Q u o t e s

[Gus]

Apocalypse Now?

This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

 

[MrMarcus]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

So that was our intoroduction to the post-nuke world. Mutant rutabagas, and a dame with a wicked left cross.

 

[Snake]

So that was our intoroduction to the post-nuke world. Mutant rutabagas, and a dame with a wicked left cross.

Goodjob, you killed the best topic around

 

[MrMarcus]

Not my fault nobody knew that one.

Substitue this:

But he'll see everything... he'll see the Big Board!

 

[Elissar]

Easy, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

"When battlefield Doctors decide who lives and dies it's called Triage."
"Kept calling it 'murder' when I did it."

 

[John Uskglass]

Pitch Black

"Of course I bless you, you little Cherub, as well as J. Edgar Hoover."

 

[Jebus]

Allright, because nobody seems to know that last one either:

They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-(*beep* -this would make it too easy ). Ex-killer.

 

[MrMarcus]

Blade Runner.

Nothing! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! STOOOPID!!!! YOU'RE SO STOOPID!!!!

 

[Jebus]

UHF. (ya gotta love Wierd Al!)

Look at me, I was underestimated from day one! You'd never think I was the master of the universe, now would you?

 

[MrMarcus]

I've got to stop reading this topic, Jebus keeps posting from my favorite movies list!

That one's Devil's Advocate.

Enough with this cowboy shit. You bunch of ho-hum po-dunk well-then-there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamned key!

 

[Jebus]

Dude, I SAW that movie! I'm 100% sure I saw the movie where that quote comes from, but I can't think of the name!

AAAAAAAH TEH FRUSTRATION!

 

[Jebus]

Allright; after banging my head against the wall for five minutes: Is it 'Demon Knights'? God I hope so...

Anyway, if so:

I'm just sayin' I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now my dream is over and the insect is awake.

 

[MrMarcus]

The Fly

Send more paramedics.

 

[Jebus]

Return of the living dead. A horrorfan, are you? Well, tough luck, so am I :p

That's the trouble with ya New York dope fiends! Ya got a ROTTEN ATTITUDE!

 

[MrMarcus]

Requiem for a Dream

*volley*

No, sir, we've been up since the crack of noon!

 

[Jebus]

McHale's Navy

*volley*

You can fuck me up the ass. You can come on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

 

[Jebus]

Aw c'mon, noone? Let me give you a hint:

Booze!

Hell, let me give you another one:

Gambling!

 

[Malky]

Leaving Las Vegas.

Hmm...

I'm from another time, another world. I don't even know what you people eat for lunch.

 

[Elissar]

Trancers.


oaky...

You kids shouldnt play so rough. Somebody's gonna start crying.

 

[Malky]

Reservoir Dogs.

My dick has officially turned into a fucking Popsicle stick.