Man forced to marry a goat

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Sovz

Vault Dweller
A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Alifi then brought some elders to decide the fate of the goat defiler.

"They said I should not take him to the police , but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know , they are still together", Mr Alifi concluded.
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i think i heard on the radio the dude kinda had to pay 60 euros for the goat (i might be mistaken though, too lazy to look up sudanese dinars).

all i can say: poor goat...
 
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know , they are still together", Mr Alifi concluded.
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What a happy ending... :roll:

Thanks for coming back with the pervert news Sovz.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
On the internet, you make shit jokes.

Poor goat. When will the damn africans stop with the insanity?
 
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Uh guys...Matrix, the member above me, has "0 posts" according to his info...how?!

Scared,
The Vault Dweller

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WTF I just refreshed and not it says "1 posts". :?:
 
alrighty then, lets just agree that each and every resident of the UK (and most residents of the British Commonwealth) are, in fact dirty Zoophiles and therefore should be tortured by repeatedly and forcefully inserting a 10” rubber cocks into their anuses.

how 'bout that?
 
And what about the gay Zoophiles? For the ones who have a "passive" relationship with horses it's not going to make a big difference. In fact it's not a torture for them.
 
Sovz said:
alrighty then, lets just agree that each and every resident of the UK (and most residents of the British Commonwealth) are, in fact dirty Zoophiles and therefore should be tortured by repeatedly and forcefully inserting a 10? rubber cocks into their anuses.

how 'bout that?
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Yay! :notworthy:

Ps. If they repeat it...but a chili pepper also inside.
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Angelina jolie pics
 
Sovz said:
alrighty then, lets just agree that each and every resident of the UK (and most residents of the British Commonwealth) are, in fact dirty Zoophiles and therefore should be tortured by repeatedly and forcefully inserting a 10” rubber cocks into their anuses.

how 'bout that?
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As an Englishman I am offended but as an Orderite I am excited.
 
There comes a time in every mans life when he is forced to choose between his country and a community on teh infrawebs... Choose wisely, Mikey, choose wisely. :freak:
 
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