Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

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Sovz

Vault Dweller
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/
TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
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talk about stupidity
 
Thay should have bitten his balls off, to keep him from reproducing.

sad thing is, he didn't die, therefore keeping him from the all prestigious darwin awards.
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh jesus god, I wish all crazy fanatics attempted this sort of tomfoolery. We would be down quite a few useless souls. That is the best news I've heard in a long time. Nice one Sovz :ok:
 
Its interesting that the black on her ears makes the lioness look like she has horns.
 
Bradylama said:
Its interesting that the black on her ears makes the lioness look like she has horns.
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HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Good point, I didnt notice that.
 
The thing is with 48% of the popular vote going against Bush its safe to say that while the majority likes him, thats not really much of a majority. Its only just above being able to best Kerry.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
The thing is with 48% of the popular vote going against Bush its safe to say that while the majority likes him, thats not really much of a majority. Its only just above being able to best Kerry.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
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Quoted for posterity.
 
Bradylama said:
The_Vault_Dweller said:
The thing is with 48% of the popular vote going against Bush its safe to say that while the majority likes him, thats not really much of a majority. Its only just above being able to best Kerry.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
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Quoted for posterity.
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I'm assuming he got two threads mixed up, there's a post about lions in a political thread. I'm probably not the first to notice, but I'll damn well be the first to point it out.
 
You're atheist?
How can you possibly say there is definitively no God, no divine beings, no higher purpose?

Most atheists are jus as "bad" as religious people - stating with absolute certainty something they have no logical way of knowing.

/Agnostic.
 
PsychoSniper wrote:
-Good thing Im aitheist.

-Ok ok, there is a god.

I assfucked him.
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I... I mean... I just can't possibly belive you are going to go trough basic to become chaplain assistant. I just can't.

Are you sure you want to do it? Are you sure you checked ALL of the US Army possible careers. Are you doing it because it pays good money?
 
PsychoSniper said:
Nipple clamps hooked up to a car battery are fun, and are why Kerry lost.
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WTF?

Isn't that like saying only those who have been lobotimized voted Bush.

But yes, apparently someone was on the false impression that they were the next Samson.
 
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