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Junkmaster
I was watching the last big Republican debate- the one they held at Reagan Library and it dawned on me why the Republicans are in trouble. I also thought that it ironic that this library that served as forum from the debate was not filled with books (and thus suggestive of scholarly learning and intelligent discourse) but the fuselage of a jumbo jet, a former Air Force 1 (and thus suggestive of power, prestige and a giant phallus).
Each of the Republicans was basically saying that they were the better conservative than the other. Ok if that shit works. But in the process of comparing their conservative credentials it seemed that each of the Republicans was saying "Vote for me because I have the biggest conservative dick."
Now lets go back a bit in history say- the last three decades.
Reagan - huge deficits, huge spending, stupid wars, human rights abuses. These led to economic crisis during Pappa Bush. Let's leave the scandals or the "I forgot... ohh.. i don't remember" problem of a president teeting on Alzheimers. I know Republicans love Reagan, but having gone through those years, seriously, the guy was an asshole.
Then came Pappa Bush. And to be honest I liked him. I liked him enough to vote for him against Clinton. He won in the Gulf, kicked Saddam's ass, didn't get us bogged down in a long war, didn't fuck up the end of the Cold War. Sure he raised taxes but the economy was beginning to recover under Bush.
Clinton- fiscally balanced the budget, economic growth, reduced poverty, no stupid wars. Republican has a pissy fit over his blow job, but ok.
W Bush- the dumb one. Disaster.
ANd yet here in the debate and others, the Repubicans seem to be saying that they're going to keep doing the same thing. Forceful foreign policy, stick with the war, deregulated government (whoops- did that lead to a recession, oh well).. etc.
Don't they get it- the conservative agenda has essentially been fucking the nation in the ass for 30 years and the Americans are starting to realize that it really hurts?
So people ask me about McCain. And to be honest, I like the guy. Its his party that's fucked up. And while I like his independent streak and support some of his policies- lets face it, the guy is old and he's going to put in party people who are probably going to continue the same old 'lets fuck the country in the ass' and give money to our corporate allies.
Is it any surprise that the word of the campaign is change.
Yes, because the answer there is to cut them off, create a population of individuals without legal rights within the US. Or perhaps they plan to deport 12 million people?
Sorry, but dogmatic ideology will not resolve this problem.
Damn those socialists! Sorry, but the democrats are not even social democrats.
So why can't McCain wrap it up?
And to be fair, Huckleberry is a pretty good talker.
Never mind that the US is obligated to follow certain international law by the constitution... damn those activist judges who can read the Constitution's plain meaning!!!
And sorry Huck but Americans don't want to feed the hungry immigrant who comes knocking on the door. If they did, they wouldn't make it so damn expensive for immigrants to immigrate.
To bad he didn't major in reason or he'd have figured that his recipe was a financial disaster. Fiscal conservative, please...
Last I heard McCain's campaign might be in financial trouble.
Which is why its kind of unfortunate that McCain is a republican. Or maybe its unfortunate why the Republicans have gotten so conservative.
Misogyny and fundamentalism tend to go together in traditional societies like Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia and Iran...
Hmmm.. Considering the willingness of the candidates to continue Bush policies-
And if Clinton drops out, so goes the target of Republican hate.
But then.... what else do the Republicans have?
Each of the Republicans was basically saying that they were the better conservative than the other. Ok if that shit works. But in the process of comparing their conservative credentials it seemed that each of the Republicans was saying "Vote for me because I have the biggest conservative dick."
Now lets go back a bit in history say- the last three decades.
Reagan - huge deficits, huge spending, stupid wars, human rights abuses. These led to economic crisis during Pappa Bush. Let's leave the scandals or the "I forgot... ohh.. i don't remember" problem of a president teeting on Alzheimers. I know Republicans love Reagan, but having gone through those years, seriously, the guy was an asshole.
Then came Pappa Bush. And to be honest I liked him. I liked him enough to vote for him against Clinton. He won in the Gulf, kicked Saddam's ass, didn't get us bogged down in a long war, didn't fuck up the end of the Cold War. Sure he raised taxes but the economy was beginning to recover under Bush.
Clinton- fiscally balanced the budget, economic growth, reduced poverty, no stupid wars. Republican has a pissy fit over his blow job, but ok.
W Bush- the dumb one. Disaster.
ANd yet here in the debate and others, the Repubicans seem to be saying that they're going to keep doing the same thing. Forceful foreign policy, stick with the war, deregulated government (whoops- did that lead to a recession, oh well).. etc.
Don't they get it- the conservative agenda has essentially been fucking the nation in the ass for 30 years and the Americans are starting to realize that it really hurts?
So people ask me about McCain. And to be honest, I like the guy. Its his party that's fucked up. And while I like his independent streak and support some of his policies- lets face it, the guy is old and he's going to put in party people who are probably going to continue the same old 'lets fuck the country in the ass' and give money to our corporate allies.
Is it any surprise that the word of the campaign is change.
The Republican race
Cannon to the right of him
Feb 14th 2008 | RICHMOND
From The Economist print edition
Conflicting signals for McCain
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A GRUMPY protester stood outside a museum full of fighter planes where Senator John McCain was about to give a speech. “No to amnesty” said his home-made placard. Mr McCain has resisted securing the border for ten years, he fumed, and his plan to give illegal immigrants a path to citizenship is a disgraceful reward for criminal conduct.
Yes, because the answer there is to cut them off, create a population of individuals without legal rights within the US. Or perhaps they plan to deport 12 million people?
Sorry, but dogmatic ideology will not resolve this problem.
So whom will he vote for in November? Well, the Democrats are all socialists, he says, so he'll reluctantly have to pull the lever for, er, Mr McCain.
Damn those socialists! Sorry, but the democrats are not even social democrats.
This anecdote could illustrate either of the two most popular theories about the front-runner for the Republican nomination. One is that since many conservatives detest Mr McCain, they will stay at home in November and the fired-up Democrats will thrash him. The other theory is that Republicans will rally round their leader to keep those ghastly lefties out of the White House. Mr McCain can certainly take heart from the knowledge that some of those picketing his stump speeches plan to vote for him anyway. But his problem with conservatives is nonetheless acute.
In many ways, it has been a good week for Mr McCain. After winning primaries in Virginia, Maryland and the District of Columbia, plus a caucus in Washington state, he now has, by CNN's estimate, 827 of the 1,191 delegates needed to clinch the nomination. His closest rival, Mitt Romney, dropped out of the race last week. His only remaining challenger is Mike Huckabee, who charms the heck out of evangelicals but cannot plausibly overtake him.
So why can't McCain wrap it up?
Still, as Mr McCain admits, the race is too interesting for comfort. Mr Huckabee shows no sign of dropping out. On February 9th he won Louisiana (narrowly) and Kansas (handily). He is a more gifted orator than his rival, and with Mr Romney gone, is collecting protest votes as well as his usual tally of born-again Christians.
And to be fair, Huckleberry is a pretty good talker.
At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), a meet-up for red-meat conservatives, he gave a flame-grilled speech. He playfully quoted Ecclesiastes: “A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but the foolish man's heart directs him toward the left.” He said Americans would welcome a hungry immigrant who knocks on the front door, but God help you if you break through a window in the night. He lambasted the government (ie, Mr McCain) for putting a ladder up against the window. And he thundered that any judge who invokes international law to decide an American case should be “summarily impeached”.
Never mind that the US is obligated to follow certain international law by the constitution... damn those activist judges who can read the Constitution's plain meaning!!!
And sorry Huck but Americans don't want to feed the hungry immigrant who comes knocking on the door. If they did, they wouldn't make it so damn expensive for immigrants to immigrate.
Mr McCain, who is 71, sounds tired on the trail. The younger Mr Huckabee sounds like he is having fun. He plays each crowd like a laughing, cheering, “Amen”-hollering violin. He pokes fun at the national media for not taking him seriously. But he offers profoundly unserious policies, such as raising military spending from under 4% to 6% of GDP while simultaneously abolishing income tax. As he said in another context, “Folks, I didn't major in math. I majored in miracles.”
To bad he didn't major in reason or he'd have figured that his recipe was a financial disaster. Fiscal conservative, please...
The question is not whether Mr Huckabee can win but whether his campaign will hurt the eventual nominee. On the one hand, the competition should sharpen Mr McCain's skills and keep the Democrats from hogging the evening news completely. On the other, a long fight could drain cash and energy that Mr McCain will need to fight the general election. Plus, if Mr Huckabee irritates him enough, he might lose his temper.
Last I heard McCain's campaign might be in financial trouble.
Mr McCain has the tricky task of mending fences with conservatives while continuing to attract moderates who applaud his stances on climate change, immigration and torture. His speech to CPAC was humble, yet firm: “I have made many mistakes. You can attest to that...but need not.” He stressed where he agrees with conservatives, on abortion, national security and government waste. He yielded little in other areas, saying he does not make promises he does not intend to keep. He was booed, but also cheered. “Well, he's just convinced me,” said June Nichols, a former Giuliani supporter.
Which is why its kind of unfortunate that McCain is a republican. Or maybe its unfortunate why the Republicans have gotten so conservative.
Among the conservative elite, Mr McCain's most implacable foes are those who make a living by mouthing off. Talk-show hosts such as Rush Limbaugh loathe him. But Republicans who have worked in government and understand the need for compromise are flocking to his side. President Bush all but endorsed him this week. On the stump in Virginia, Mr McCain was flanked by two former governors, which was all the excuse he needed to tell a joke about two jailbirds in the prison chow line. “The food was better here,” one says, “when you were governor.”
For what little they are worth, the polls suggest that Mr McCain would beat Hillary Clinton but lose to Barack Obama. The badges and bumper stickers at CPAC offer a clue as to why. Anti-Hillary slogans are plentiful and angry. “Life's a bitch; don't vote for one.”
Misogyny and fundamentalism tend to go together in traditional societies like Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia and Iran...
“Happiness is Hillary's face on a milk carton.” But your correspondent saw only one anti-Obama badge, the mild “Obama? You gotta be kiddin' me.”
Hmmm.. Considering the willingness of the candidates to continue Bush policies-
Republicans find it much harder to attack Mr Obama. This is partly because he is black, but also because he is unsullied by scandal and because they don't hate him as they do Mrs Clinton. Which is why Mr McCain hopes to face Mrs Clinton in November but expects to face Mr Obama.
And if Clinton drops out, so goes the target of Republican hate.
But then.... what else do the Republicans have?