The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
Best of all? The whole thing is a setup. Shortly after things get really hot and heavy, the player reveals that he lied about his gender before screaming, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and announcing that he has AIDS. It's times like this where I have to thank God for the creation of the internet.
http://www.destructoid.com/funcom-e...ersex-with-player-in-age-of-conan-99025.phtml
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The Vault Dweller