Mousehiddin Kamikazes Strike Toronto Shelter,100+Feared Dead
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but wait! they said it might be rats! not mice!fedaykin said:
lets hope that Mittens doesn't jump to conclusions on fabricated evidence and starts a War on Cheese-eaters...
SuAside said:
I bet he will invade and de-mousify both Ratganistan and Squeak-raq in retaliation. It will be a great day for Democ-rat-cy all around.
Oh, wait.
Paladin Solo
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
No, no, no. This is all an inside job, mark my words. We all know that mice can't ignite a spark with their teeth, they would need a hairball to start a proper imflasion. This is all a ploy to dethrone dog as man's best friend, a plot one-hundred thousand years in the making. And now with genetic altering of cats so that people won't be allergic to them anymore, we're at the cusp of history where any day now cats will have total control, and dogs are all the less aware of it!
Watch Meowgeist and your eyes will be opened to the larger truth!
Watch Meowgeist and your eyes will be opened to the larger truth!
I_eat_supermutants
Vault Senior Citizen
This is really the Pearl Harbor for cats.
I know there was a shaky peace treaty.
I had proof when years ago my sisters hamster got out of his cage and one of our two cats just let him go...for two days.
The rodent uprising begins.
I know there was a shaky peace treaty.
I had proof when years ago my sisters hamster got out of his cage and one of our two cats just let him go...for two days.
The rodent uprising begins.
Makenshi
Ahoy, ye salty dogs!
We need Mikael's speech in this grief moment. Bolster our morale, furry! 
Serious, as a cat person I feel very sad right now 
Goddamn rodent vermin!
Goddamn rodent vermin!
*tape whines as a pre-recorded statement flows*
Fellow felines, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no cat deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as prides and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The peace is no more. Whatever semblance of stability and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by the rodent invaders is self-evident. We have seen our shelters destroyed by the calculated blows of the Mouseahadeen. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish rats. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow felines, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the stray cats have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to ourselves.
From this day forward, let no cat bare claws upon any other cat. Let no feline agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no cat consort with rodent powers.
And to all the enemies of the cats, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
Fellow felines, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no cat deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as prides and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood.
The peace is no more. Whatever semblance of stability and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by the rodent invaders is self-evident. We have seen our shelters destroyed by the calculated blows of the Mouseahadeen. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish rats. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.
The time has come, my fellow felines, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the stray cats have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to ourselves.
From this day forward, let no cat bare claws upon any other cat. Let no feline agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no cat consort with rodent powers.
And to all the enemies of the cats, seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost!
Makenshi
Ahoy, ye salty dogs!
* all cats rally, morale bolstered by the furry's pious words *
While the enemies of the cats still draw breath there can be no peace. To war!
For the Imperium of Cats!!!
While the enemies of the cats still draw breath there can be no peace. To war!
For the Imperium of Cats!!!
Mikael Grizzly said:
Here, corrected a typo for you.
Chancellor Kremlin
Mildly Dipped
Whatever happened to Tom and Jerry? I miss them...
Makenshi
Ahoy, ye salty dogs!
Tomitzak Rabin and Jerryasser Arafat are dead...
The FNN (Feline News Network) reports: first arrests and executions took place as a net of collaborators and inside agents of the Mice Empire are uncovered in the structures of animal shelters.
More at purrleven.
maximaz
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Crap, now they'll blame all rodents. Shit is about to hit the fan.