Ah, chalk another one up to the ol' "Things That Weren't In Fallout 2 But Should Be" list, with a way for your character to grab Myron by his collar, and yell the stupid shit out of him so he wises up and gets a life. And then he helps to clean up the Jet problem. That would be great. And also a way to teach him how to fight, so he doesn't whine his ass off every time I try to leave him so he won't get dead in the first place.
Now, a tribute to that poor, misguided motherfucker:
"You know what? I'll do you a _favor_. Eh? Eh?"
"It's Myron, baby, Myron!"
"Owww! Hurts! It hur - owie. No. No, I'm pretty much okay. Stings a little."
"We've been over this. Look, I'll be your love slave, beautiful, but I ain't gonna be your memory."
"Little side effect. Don't ask. It's, uh, technical."
"Kee-rist. That has got to be the dumbest... Eh... Hmmm..."
"Wha-a-a-are you fucking serious? Whoa, whoa, hey, hey... you keep me around, I'll do you a _favor_. Huh? Wh-Whadda ya say?"
"Abso-fucking-lutely! Heh, you bet! You and I are gonna be the best of friends, okay?"
"Nice little circle o' love, huh?"
-and of course, the all-time most perverted things that Myron has said-
"Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, beautiful. I can give you something else for your head to work on."
"Uh, this weapon? Oh... sorry about that, beautiful. It just seems to... pop out all the time, you know?"
"All right, I'll just watch your ass...er...uh, back carefully."