New Survivor, anyone?

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Hehe, this is funny:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/23/tv.survivor.ap/index.html

So, they're dividing the teams after race in the new survivor; black, white, asian and hispanic. Unacceptably controversial, kind of funny or just a 'meh'? Are you upset by this? Should it be prohibited, or do you just not like the concept? Do tell.

I think it's moderately funny. I don't watch Swedish Survivor, let alone the American version (I don't even think it airs here), so I really could care less about the program. I totally think it should be allowed to use such rules though, and find amusement not in the thing itself, but in the faces and frustration of the lesbian feminists and all other biblethumpesque naysayers out there (no offense).
 
Ghoullove said:
I can see a race war break out. The Blacks, hispanics and asians team up against the Whitey man.
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more like: black & hispanic beat the crap out of the whiteys while the asain guys bide their time, waiting to swoop in & seize victory.
 
Carlos Mencia is probably the least funny individual on the face of the Earth.


I've got my money on the Mexicans, though.
 
Hold on, let me check DDD's give-a-fuck-o-meter.

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Results are as anticipated.
 
I think they should start a similar reality tv show, called: "The Scary Island of Fucking Death". Here's the plot.

They put about, hmm, 20 people on a deserted island, (you know, the typical narcissistic, shallow assholes you see on these kind of shows). It's like Survivor, but with a twist.

There are no cameras, or a show host for that matter, and when the contestants find out about this, their transports are already on their way home.

Here's what you do. You replace any tasty, furry animals with poisonous snakes, and....ooh! ooh! Crocodiles! And maybe a band of 4 foot cannibals, if they're interested.

Each of these contestants are given a 5 foot stick, which they can utilize for beating the other contestants to death, or just self-fornication, I don't know. Use your imagination.

And ultimately there's only one contestant left, and instead of giving him or her some kind of reward (jokes on him/her), you let south-east asian pirates put a bullet in the winners head.

What? I'd watch it.
 
What the hell are you talking about? If there are no cameras, how are you going to watch it?
 
How about there are hiddne cameras, but if a contestand approaches one, it sprays acid at them?
 
Stag said:
How about there are hiddne cameras, but if a contestand approaches one, it sprays acid at them?
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Sounds like a plan. Or, there could be a trap door in front of the camera, leading to a cavern full of sex-deprived silverback gorillas.

Oh, I've got to write this stuff down.
 
Malky said:
Carlos Mencia is probably the least funny individual on the face of the Earth.
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Well, knowing your taste in entertainment, movies, men, etc... that opinion OBVIOUSLY means less than nothing.
 
SuAside said:
Ghoullove said:
I can see a race war break out. The Blacks, hispanics and asians team up against the Whitey man.
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more like: black & hispanic beat the crap out of the whiteys while the asain guys bide their time, waiting to swoop in & seize victory.
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Thats exactly what I was thinking...then again we cant forget the racial Mexican ability to reproduce like rabbits and the Whites special skill at playing the races against each other.

Great...now it sounds like a bad RTS setting.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Pretty shitty idea in my opinion, but hey, I guarantee people will eat it up. Let's just hope none of the Asians bring nunchucks as their one item...
 
i just had a wonderful idea!

how about we make a reality survival show like this:

4 special forces teams (preferably from different countries), 1 axis of evil country.

equip the specops with tactical cameras and give them sabotage (one scud here, one chemical productionplant there) and intelligence gathering missions (atomic bomb blueprints here, scud launchcodes there). as the final episode, let the teams assassin the leader of the country, the first to kill him wins! (or alternatively, the one team that remains alive)

cant you feel the potential?!?
 
Why don't they make a mix of the Survivor and the Contender anyway? The whole concept of Survivor is extra lame without any man to man (or cat to cat) fist (or rip) fights. (Not that I've actually seen the Contender, but I've gathered it's some fighting show.) In the spirit of survival of the fittest, the guys should also get bonus points for impregnating the girls on the island.
 
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