Here's how it would look like:
> Mojave is a desert
> deserts are dry
> dry = not moist
> not moist = there's no water
> people suffer because there's no water
> also raiders, mutants, bears and aliens
> you're from a vault
> you help bring water to Mojave
> you fight along the noble NCR to bring democracy and peace to Vegas under the tyrannical dictator House
> not to mention he's actually a puppet of the Enclave
> the Enclave started to breed super mutants and deathclaws to take control over Mojave
> you need to forge an alliance between NCR and Brotherhood to win the war
> turns out you're the son of the Lone Wanderer
> Sarah Lyons is the new high elder of BOS
> as she recognizes who your ancestor was, she decides that BOS will help NCR
> the Mojave wasteland proved to be a cruel and inhospitable place, but you survived it
> Enclave is crushed
> you die as you enter the irradiated chamber where House's body is located
> because sacrifice
> ending scene shows it's raining over Mojave
> you're Bethesda's type of Kwisatz Haderach
> as the credits end, you go outside and smoke a cigarette
> you realize Fallout is dead, it's corpse twisted, raped and mocked beyond recognition
> something dies inside you as well
