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It's a mile on one end and half a mile on the other. A little over an acre I guess? Yeah I mean I have a house and a single-wide trailer and three storage buildings. All in various levels of degress.

If I had three thousand dollars I would rip the trailer apart and put 40 plants in it.

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Lawn halfway mowed. Back devastated.

*lights medicinal plant*

Fuck that lawn bruh.
 
TorontoReign said:
I hurt my back cutting down some tree limbs two days ago, but I need to mow today. Time to put those pain pills to use I guess. Just looked on Google Earth and this fucking property is like a mile long and I am using a push mower with my broke ass. I didn't really think it was that long. Acres to miles throw me off. Fuck this. We are going back to Roman paces.
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You need to save up for one of those stand up mowers. Just blast your way through it then.
Think of this while you mow:
 
I need to save up for a lot of shit. Like one of these...

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Because standing on a chair and hitting a tall limb with an axe tends to be hard. I did it but I am paying for it.

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MISSION COMPLETE.

I was searching for a picture of Solid Snake mowing the lawn but apparently nobody has thought of that yet. Old Man Snake mowing a lawn? Cmon! Big Boss mowing the lawn brought up Trump.
 
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He needs that green Monster energy. I drink one of those I am shaking so bad I feel like I could transform into the Incredible Hulk.

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Free Raping along with it. Plus it is 10 years old. I can get one that old easy enough, I just don't want to be fixing the damn thing all the time. Thanks though man.
 


As much as yall hate Bethesda, you know that they're one hell of a drug.
 
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Ante up with your ass cause you ain't got a penny (what do you know?)
Droppin' bombs from above cut ya all down to size (what do you know?)
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And they're hip to the lies
Our turn to decide who lives and who dies
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Now answer the lies, it's time to get up
Our turn to decide who lives and who dies
Whatcha' know about the ways on the underside? (What do you know?)
Bought a hot shot gat from a north end guinea
Now answer the lies, it's time to get up (what do you know?)
Ante up with your ass 'cause you ain't got a penny (what do you know?)
Droppin' bombs from above cut you all down to size
Now answer the lies, it's time to get up (what do you know?)
'Cause they're hip to the bull and they're hip to the lies
And they're hip to the lies
Our turn to decide who lives and who dies
Now answer the lies, it's time to get up
Our turn to decide who lives and who dies
Right in front of your eyes, it's time to get up
Our turn to decide who lives and who dies
Now answer the lies, it's time to get up
Our turn to decide who lives and who dies
What do you know?
What do you know?
What do you know?
What do you know?
 
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