I think oil prices are dropping because everybody thought it was a hawt idea to smear boobs with oil.
Olive oil, actually, but then the Chinese wanted to make it cheaper and since they don't have olives, they massively bought the olive oil market and now it's cheaper to smear boobs with gas-grade, intended-for-refineries oil.
Yeah. And then Obama said it's cool and all, because his preacher said he's always smeared his boobs in oil and it became national policy, taxes were lifted and unicorns were once again free to prance around historical municipal parks.
Also, there's this big township election in Western Cyprus, the town's the universes' capital of olive oil actually, and I think they're manipulating the world economy to suit their votes.