Older Brother accused of Cussion-Fort abuse

[PsychoSniper]

<a href=http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4040&n=2>Older Brother accused of Cussion-Fort abuse</a>

In addition to farting in the fort's entrance and forcing Mark to remain inside, Keith allegedly gave his brother Indian burns, grundies, and a sustained wet willy. Keith also reportedly subjected Mark to Chinese Finger Torture, by restraining him and methodically tapping his forehead until he screamed "uncle." Chinese Finger Torture was specifically outlawed by the Nelson family in December 2003, during talks held at Grandma Keller's house.

 

[Elissar]

read this earlier..... funny as hell though... well, it made me laugh anyway.....

 

[Jebus]

Heh... I gotta write down that finger-tappîng thing...

Although, didn't the Chinese originally use drops of water for that torture technique?

 

[victor]

Yes. Yes they did. And it dug a hole in the head after a few days. If you were still alive by then. And you definitely weren't sane anymore.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Yes. Yes they did. And it dug a hole in the head after a few days. If you were still alive by then. And you definitely weren't sane anymore.

As disturbing and believable as that is...why dont they just whack 'em in the head really hard?

I find it to be much faster.

Ah...the joys of family.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Tannhauser]

Vault Dweller, does the concept of "torture" mean anything to you?

It's meant to be slow and painful, a more excruciating death than something more simple.

 

[Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude]

Yes. Yes they did. And it dug a hole in the head after a few days. If you were still alive by then. And you definitely weren't sane anymore.

Uh..."dug a hole in the head"?

A. That torture was not designed to kill and it didnt.

B. Since when has dripping water ever penetrated the skin?

 

[Big T]

B. Since when has dripping water ever penetrated the skin?

Uh ... erosion?

I always thought that part of it was a myth. How quickly would the skin/bone wear away? Particulary seeing as it would be healing at the same time (although that could be somewhat counteracted by feeding the "torturee" poorly).
Also, Water Torture was/is supposed to be mental more than physical, but I'm far from an expert in the matter.