On campus pranks.
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c0ldst33ltrs4u
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I don't know about you guys but I find *practical* jokes to be childish in the least and most often moronic but that's just my opinion....
Anyway did those brainiacs ever think of the fact that it's waaay easier to unwrap something than to wrap it? So they actually worked a hell of a lot more wrapping then the guy would unwrapping. And wrapping the food in the fridge in aluminum foil is not such a bad thing, it might help preserve food. So those guys were high or something?
I used to do that when I was seven or eight in the block of flats I lived in but looking back on things now I realise that is not something to be proud of. That and the prank with the paper bag full of shit you set on fire on someones's doorstep and the ring and run.
And they didn't take turns to ass rape him? how disappointing
In summer camp we would use tooth paste and shoe polish to paint the geek's face and make him an indian. Also kind of lame.
Students these days have too much spare time on their hands and not enough brains to find a useful way to spend it... youth these days
Don't know if it counts as a prank really but I think it's pretty funny. A bunch of my friends were getting drunk as usual after classes, and one of them ended up getting really wasted. He slurred something about being ready to pass out, and one of my other friends said "You know what? As soon as you pass out we're going to dress you up in a diaper and take pictures". Everyone else joined in and started laughing about the different poses they were going to put him in, getting a bonnet and a stroller for him, giving the pictures to people on campus, etc. He was too drunk to know that they were kidding around so he started getting more and more agitated until eventually he slured/screamed "Fuck you, I'm not wearing a diaper!", and jumped out of the window. It was on the first floor so he didn't get hurt, but he ended up passing out on the sidewalk about 10 feet into his getaway. They dragged him back to the apartment and put him to bed, and they were thinking about actually going through with it but decided that the way it turned out was already funny enough.
When I was in college we found a whole living room set that someone threw out in the garbage. We decided to put it on the roof of a campus dorm which was a very low bungalow unit(the couch was the easiest thing to put up since it was almost as long as the bungalow was high). It was quite a spectacle for about a day and campus maintenace had a fun time taking it down. I was dating a girl at the time that was playing hard to get, after this prank it was love 3 times a day. Thanks shitty furniture.
Mad Max RW
Mildly Dipped
I remember as a kid in summer camp myself and another guy would wait for some younger kid to use a porta-potty thing. At first we just bombarded the thing with rocks and boulders. After a few weeks we got bored and started tipping them over with the victim trapped inside. I still laugh thinking about how awful that must have been.
The worst thing i have ever done is drawing on someones face.
Now let me switched to what have happened with fellow friends and class mates.
This one time my class me class were going to auswitch class tripp. And on the way back we took this boat from poland to sweden. There was this guy in the group that really loved Jâgermeister. Heloved it so much that he downed half a liter of it in in half an hour.
He then started walking about the boat trying to find a party at another cabin. He ended upp in our cabin where he found out that he had to take a shit, after having taken a shit he barely managed to pull on his boxers before falling asleep on one of the beds. Some time later me and a buddy where going to the cabin to get some more to drink. When we entered the first thing we saw was the white boxers of (lets call him frank) frank who shined against us when we entered.
My other buddy suddenly got this vicious grin on his face and said to me "don't tell anyone that it was me who did this" Then he pulled down the boxers a little bit.
He grabbed a half-botttle og old danish and put the end into the asscrack. Not stuffing it into the hole. I tried to get a picture but the camera was not working.
The next morning i woke upp in my bunk, frank was gone. (a real friend of him had come and removed the bottle and gotten him away earlier) At this point the guy who owned the bottle of old danish said:
"hey you know what? I think i drank this whole bottle of old danish last night"
To wich my friend replied
"hey you know what? I think that bottle was upp franks ass last night"
The look on his face, priceless.
Now let me switched to what have happened with fellow friends and class mates.
This one time my class me class were going to auswitch class tripp. And on the way back we took this boat from poland to sweden. There was this guy in the group that really loved Jâgermeister. Heloved it so much that he downed half a liter of it in in half an hour.
He then started walking about the boat trying to find a party at another cabin. He ended upp in our cabin where he found out that he had to take a shit, after having taken a shit he barely managed to pull on his boxers before falling asleep on one of the beds. Some time later me and a buddy where going to the cabin to get some more to drink. When we entered the first thing we saw was the white boxers of (lets call him frank) frank who shined against us when we entered.
My other buddy suddenly got this vicious grin on his face and said to me "don't tell anyone that it was me who did this" Then he pulled down the boxers a little bit.
He grabbed a half-botttle og old danish and put the end into the asscrack. Not stuffing it into the hole. I tried to get a picture but the camera was not working.
The next morning i woke upp in my bunk, frank was gone. (a real friend of him had come and removed the bottle and gotten him away earlier) At this point the guy who owned the bottle of old danish said:
"hey you know what? I think i drank this whole bottle of old danish last night"
To wich my friend replied
"hey you know what? I think that bottle was upp franks ass last night"
The look on his face, priceless.
One of my friends passed out drunk on Easter's Eve, so we made a big cross of 4x4 boards and duct-taped him to it outside the building. As it turned out, he didn't mind much at all except the soreness the next morning, he thought the controversy it caused on campus too funny to care about much else.
Unkillable Cat
Mildly Dipped
The funniest thing I've done was to a guy who was passed out on a couch at a party. Someone suggested that we put his hand in a bowl of water to make him wet himself, but I had a better idea.
I went into the fridge, came back with all the icecubes I could find and stuffed them down the front of his shorts.
He came around about twenty minutes later, slurred something about needing to go to the bathroom, and then fell flat on his face...because his whole body from the waist down was numb from cold!
The best prank I've heard about was the one in England where the students disassembled a car and then put it back together...on the roof of the university building! It took them one night to get it up there, while it took the authorities three days to get it down.
I went into the fridge, came back with all the icecubes I could find and stuffed them down the front of his shorts.
He came around about twenty minutes later, slurred something about needing to go to the bathroom, and then fell flat on his face...because his whole body from the waist down was numb from cold!
The best prank I've heard about was the one in England where the students disassembled a car and then put it back together...on the roof of the university building! It took them one night to get it up there, while it took the authorities three days to get it down.
Ah... campus pranks. You gotta love them.
Here is a small list of pranks I played on other people during my years as a university student:
[1] I was working at a pub to make some extra money and there were these really annoying people sitting at the bar. I think they were psychology students. Anyway, they were really noisy and drunk and violent and they were doing their utmost best to piss me off, throwing beer at me, throwing their cigarette buds in the sink one uses to rinse out the dirty glasses, stuff like that. So, I took a small break, drove my bycicle to my 'kot' (the room where I stayed as a student), took that bottle of laxative (which I had bought for a similar occassion, by the way), drove back and gave them each a cocktail on the house. It took another 40-50 minutes before the laxative actually started working but seeing them flee to the toilet non-stop, their hands against their buttocks out of fear that the shit might otherwise ooze out, well, that just completely made my day.
[2] As I said, I bought the laxative for a similar occassion: in my 'kot' I had to share a kitchen with five other students and one of them kept stealing my Dr Pepper. I didn't know whom it was, so I bought a new bottle of Dr Pepper and poured half a bottle of that laxative into it. Two days later the bottle was gone and three days later I heard someone in the kitchen talk about how 'Peter had had really bad cramps last night and how it probably was from eating a bad kebab.' A couple of days later I ran into Peter on the stairs and told him 'to keep your fucking hands off my Dr Pepper, you piece of first grading shit!' Never happened again.
[3] The first and second year at university, I stayed in a dorm. And dorms are fun! They also have communal kitchens with communal fridges and communal showers and communal toilets! Communal stuff is great because if you wreck it, a lot op people get pissed but they don't really know whom to blame because it is communal stuff! Duh!
One thing me and two friends often did, was clog up all the toilets from a certain floor with lots and lots of toiletpaper and then flush those toilets multiple times until they leak water all over the floor. It was a risky thing to do because there's always someone who needs to take a shit or a piss, but life in the dorm kinda sorta stopped at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning, so that was the perfect time to do it. The toilets were really close to the stairs and one time we actually managed to get them to leak water from the sixth to the fourth floor. Brilliant but not very nice, I agree.
[4] Ever made sperm pancakes for some girls you invite over? I did this with three guys from my last 'kot', my last year as a student. There were just the four of us in that 'kot' so sometimes we invited some girls over to drink and smoke pot and fuck and shit, but one day we had this brilliant plan of making weed-pancakes for them. So we were preparing the dough and we were already fucking stoned, so one of us started about 'wouldn't it be fucking gross if we all jerked off in this bowl and made sperm-pancakes for them ladies? So we did. We made 100% not to eat one of those ourselves and actually served them to some girls from third year Economy (I think it was). There was weed in them as well, so it can't have been that bad.
[5] A guy from that 'kot' also had a recurring urge to shit in this other guy's jar of chocolate spread. He never actually put the shit spread on bread or in his mouth, though. The scent was too dominant once he opened the lid. That happened like twenty times that year. It was like a weekly thing, the shit in the jar of chocolate spread. Totally gross.
[6] It was forbidden, but during the warmest months (May, June) when everyone was studying really hard, we often threw water and water balloons out of the dorm (1st and 2nd year). One day, me and the same two friends who liked clogging up the toilets, went up on the roof of the dorm (which they later closed, I heard, because it was becoming way too popular as a suicide location), and started filling balloons with pee (we only got four or five of them) which we dropped on a young couple who were making out in the grass in front of the building. The guy was furious and ran into the building, probably with the intent of kicking our arses. We were back in our rooms in like 5 seconds and never saw him. Fortunately.
There's lots more, but I think these are the funniest ones.
Here is a small list of pranks I played on other people during my years as a university student:
[1] I was working at a pub to make some extra money and there were these really annoying people sitting at the bar. I think they were psychology students. Anyway, they were really noisy and drunk and violent and they were doing their utmost best to piss me off, throwing beer at me, throwing their cigarette buds in the sink one uses to rinse out the dirty glasses, stuff like that. So, I took a small break, drove my bycicle to my 'kot' (the room where I stayed as a student), took that bottle of laxative (which I had bought for a similar occassion, by the way), drove back and gave them each a cocktail on the house. It took another 40-50 minutes before the laxative actually started working but seeing them flee to the toilet non-stop, their hands against their buttocks out of fear that the shit might otherwise ooze out, well, that just completely made my day.
[2] As I said, I bought the laxative for a similar occassion: in my 'kot' I had to share a kitchen with five other students and one of them kept stealing my Dr Pepper. I didn't know whom it was, so I bought a new bottle of Dr Pepper and poured half a bottle of that laxative into it. Two days later the bottle was gone and three days later I heard someone in the kitchen talk about how 'Peter had had really bad cramps last night and how it probably was from eating a bad kebab.' A couple of days later I ran into Peter on the stairs and told him 'to keep your fucking hands off my Dr Pepper, you piece of first grading shit!' Never happened again.
[3] The first and second year at university, I stayed in a dorm. And dorms are fun! They also have communal kitchens with communal fridges and communal showers and communal toilets! Communal stuff is great because if you wreck it, a lot op people get pissed but they don't really know whom to blame because it is communal stuff! Duh!
One thing me and two friends often did, was clog up all the toilets from a certain floor with lots and lots of toiletpaper and then flush those toilets multiple times until they leak water all over the floor. It was a risky thing to do because there's always someone who needs to take a shit or a piss, but life in the dorm kinda sorta stopped at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning, so that was the perfect time to do it. The toilets were really close to the stairs and one time we actually managed to get them to leak water from the sixth to the fourth floor. Brilliant but not very nice, I agree.
[4] Ever made sperm pancakes for some girls you invite over? I did this with three guys from my last 'kot', my last year as a student. There were just the four of us in that 'kot' so sometimes we invited some girls over to drink and smoke pot and fuck and shit, but one day we had this brilliant plan of making weed-pancakes for them. So we were preparing the dough and we were already fucking stoned, so one of us started about 'wouldn't it be fucking gross if we all jerked off in this bowl and made sperm-pancakes for them ladies? So we did. We made 100% not to eat one of those ourselves and actually served them to some girls from third year Economy (I think it was). There was weed in them as well, so it can't have been that bad.
[5] A guy from that 'kot' also had a recurring urge to shit in this other guy's jar of chocolate spread. He never actually put the shit spread on bread or in his mouth, though. The scent was too dominant once he opened the lid. That happened like twenty times that year. It was like a weekly thing, the shit in the jar of chocolate spread. Totally gross.
[6] It was forbidden, but during the warmest months (May, June) when everyone was studying really hard, we often threw water and water balloons out of the dorm (1st and 2nd year). One day, me and the same two friends who liked clogging up the toilets, went up on the roof of the dorm (which they later closed, I heard, because it was becoming way too popular as a suicide location), and started filling balloons with pee (we only got four or five of them) which we dropped on a young couple who were making out in the grass in front of the building. The guy was furious and ran into the building, probably with the intent of kicking our arses. We were back in our rooms in like 5 seconds and never saw him. Fortunately.
There's lots more, but I think these are the funniest ones.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Maybe they tasted a bit like tuna?
As for gross dorm pranks: I have a friend who lives in a dorm in town and we have parties at his place every once in a wile. I spend the night (what is left of it when the party ends) there and of course in the morning one has to use the toilet. The toilets there are communal, one such bathroom for every floor. One morning I wake up, go to the bathroom and as open the door a foul smell hits me like a 9mm slug, freezing me in my tracks. I went back out in the corridor to get a breath of fresh air and suppress the urge to puke my guts out that had taken hold of me. I go back in and I see that three off the six stalls were unusable: somebody had closed the lid and the shit on top of it. I stormed into one of the "clean" stalls and Puked 'till it hurt... then I went to another floor to get cleaned up. As I said gross and stupid.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Was he drunk or was he just fed up with the small wages and shitty treatment?
What do you mean by impressed? Run out of the store puking impressed? Or OMG that is so post modern art impressed? Details man, details are the salt and pepper of a story!
What did his boss say about it? Did they know it was him? Did he become a hero for the underdogs working there after this? Spill it all out!
What do you mean by impressed? Run out of the store puking impressed? Or OMG that is so post modern art impressed? Details man, details are the salt and pepper of a story!
What did his boss say about it? Did they know it was him? Did he become a hero for the underdogs working there after this? Spill it all out!
My buddy got stuck working night shifts on weekends, in college that is bad. His manger was a greasy bastard who was finger banging a girl that got the golden shifts . He was on night shift with 20 other people and decided to shit in the display toilet and told none of his co-workers.
He stuck around and worked extra hours just to see the first customers to come in. Some found it absolutely hilarious where as the prudes were the ones running around saying" I never" and "this is absolutely propostoruous" and the like.
The greasy manger got some of the store maintenace people to close down the display for maintenance and took the toilet away.
My buddy told no one at work about this since he needed the job, we (college buddies) found out about it after he quit. He told his co-workers about it one night when he went out with them for some beer. The greasy manager was embarrassed since it happened on his watch. He did become an icon for the Ikea labourers and they still speak of the time that so and so and so shit in a toilet at Ikea.
He stuck around and worked extra hours just to see the first customers to come in. Some found it absolutely hilarious where as the prudes were the ones running around saying" I never" and "this is absolutely propostoruous" and the like.
The greasy manger got some of the store maintenace people to close down the display for maintenance and took the toilet away.
My buddy told no one at work about this since he needed the job, we (college buddies) found out about it after he quit. He told his co-workers about it one night when he went out with them for some beer. The greasy manager was embarrassed since it happened on his watch. He did become an icon for the Ikea labourers and they still speak of the time that so and so and so shit in a toilet at Ikea.
[PCE]el_Prez
Vault Fossil
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
True, its easy to unwrap foil... thats why you use tape. I've seen this numerous times. We usually do it to new players or players that fuck up and make the whole team have to run extra. You come into the lockeroom a hour or so early for practice. Grab 5-6 rolls of Trainers tape (the kind athletes use to tape their ankles and such) and you proceed to wrap up each item in your victim's locker seperately - from shoes and socks to helmet and shoulderpads. It doesn't take too long and its definately a bitch to get off. Plus, since we just take the tape from the trainers who have boxes of the shit - its doesn't cost a dime. We also refer to this as getting 'booted' (i.e. like a boot on your car)