On-line Orgasmic Simulation

[Ozrat]

On-line Orgasmic Simulation

This is as close to the real thing as anybody will probably develop for online virtual reality simulations.

I got a chuckle out of it. Perhaps you fellas can as well.

And no spamming just to say "OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD" please. You know who you are.

 

[Dan]

Why the .co.il ending though?

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Wow, it worked!

 

[Loxley]

Was it good for you guys too?

 

[Paladin Solo]

I've had better.

 

[Wooz]

Well, porno and online orgasm sims are OK, since the first lets you develop swift and strong arm muscles and the second strong an swift finger muscles, but overall, the real thing is better

 

[Gus]

The bitch wouldn't stop whining. Now my finger hurts

 

[welsh]

My wife will love this one.

Oh and I would better 9 to 1 that King is lying

 

[Ozrat]

Personally, I think Stapes is lying...
That, and King as well.

 

[Paladin Solo]

Hmmm...aparently, not many found that funny. Oh well. You're loss, I had a good chuckle.

 

[Ozrat]

It usually takes more than nine minutes after posting a reply to hear loads of laughter coming from the masses.

You'd have to have been around for a while longer to understand the Stapes comment.

Besides, it was only spam my friend.

Made you post.

Dance!

Dance, puppet, dance!

[/spam]

 

[Ratty Sr.]

LoOzrat, when will you get your old name back?

 

[Ozrat]

Soon. Very soon.

I hope...

I'll have to check out the LoOzrat thread and figure out when the week is up.

 

[Paladin Solo]

I am not your puppet Ozrat, if you were referring to me, and if you were, how exactly am I your puppet? And I posted that two, to three days after you posted your link.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Ozrat, I think your puppet needs to be trained.

 

[Ozrat]

I posted that two, to three days after you posted your link.

Oh, so that's what you're claiming that you were replying to? Considering that it was posted right after two posts that mentioned you, it would help us all out a lot if you could put more clairity into your posts about what exactly they're talking about. How exactly was I supposed to infer that you were talking about the friggin' link? I mean, c'mon. I had just posted something that mentioned you nine minutes before you make a short reply back.

It seems that you're taking a while to learn proper forum behavior and manners so I'll clue you in about something. Normally when somebody starts a thread you don't just post a couple of days later saying that it's my "loss" that it didn't turn out to be a best-seller thread within such a short amount of time. Was I expecting it to? Hell no. I'm just posting it because I found it funny and it fit into the theme of other threads that have been floating around as of late.

So are you really that ignorant? Or are you just trying to troll now?

Either way...

Made you post!

Dance!

Dance, puppet, dance!

Ozrat, I think your puppet needs to be trained.

Damn straight. What do you think I'm trying to do? It's either have him learn how to control his bowel movements now or just live with it and still have him pissing all over the forums in the future. Gotta nip the problem in the bud!

P.S. King, please don't make me resort to calling you "Apollo".

 

[Paladin Solo]

I've had better.

This is the post I was speaking of you remedial fool. But it was actually about one day later. How am I ignorant?

 

[Ozrat]

Troooooooooooooooll.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:08 pm

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:17 pm

Look back at the posts. It is much more reasonable to interpret your "post" as a responce to what Welsh and I had written about you, especially since mine was exactly nine minutes before yours.

Your response basically says that it's my "loss" that people didn't find something friggin' hilarious. Once again, you responded directly to me.

Then you say that the post was about about the link at the very top of the thread. Which doesn't make any sense at all when taken into context about what you had just said earlier.

Now you're claiming that you're talking about something else that you wrote earlier in the thread.

Please, stop trolling us with your poorly planned backtracking.

I hereby proclaim King's new name to be Apollo87. Troll.

To The Vats!

 

[Paladin Solo]

I thought when you said it takes more than nine minutes when posting a reply to hear laughter from the masses, was refering to my post when I said I thought what I said was funny. So obviously there was a miscommunication on our behalf. And why exactly is my new name Apollo87? Is that some new jive talk nowadays?

 

[Brother None]

How's about you all just STFU? Wouldn't that be a good idea? Yeah, I love it, best idea ever.

Ozrat: You may not say "Dance, puppet, dance". You're not an AOFer (official AOF membership is gained after making 10 posts on their board, whether you want to be a member or not). You offend my AOF nature, sah!

King: Heh. Man, I so feel tempted to give you one of the spammer ranks, but it would be a bit unfair, so I won't.

As for this whole thread; most...pointless...thread....ever. It's still gonna stay here, though, but I suggest you guys consider for a while if the things you're posting have any meaning before posting them.

The tail of this thread is currently worse than if someone were to post "LOL, this is funny! All your base are belong to us! I never seen this before!"

Ugh...