one of the worst days

Wooz69 said:
home for sex? Was Dove or your at-the-time boyfriend waiting for you at home instead of backing you up while you were recieving the results? Kick him in da bawls!

;)
Actually, it wasn't Dove. This was about four or five years ago. I did one of those HomeAccess versions that's completely anonymous, and it usually takes like, 2-3 days. I did it over the Thanksgiving holiday, so I wasn't sure when the results would be ready. I called on a whim (you got a special code, then called a 1-800 number) just to see if the results were back. I cried when I got my negative results, I was so happy. Colin (the guy I was dating at the time, and subsequently lost my big V to) was at either wrestling practice or football practice... don't remember which it was at the time, or he would have been there waiting with me.
 
Sports practice < an event having an impact on thr rest of your girl's life.

Wooz's suggestion, also applied to solving several other everyday problems, such as annoying roommates or neo-nazis: Steel-toed kick in the groin.

That still doesn't explain how you can get sex at home, and dismisses Ozrat's suggestion. :>

[mod] 'Sides, I think I'm derailing this thread too much. Story or no post! ;) [/mod]
 
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