Piano Man

[Jebus]

Sure.
You can bask in nr. 3, 4 and 5 of my qualities listed below.

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

All who give money generously to the Church of the Piano Man can bask in his eternal glory!!!
Except Klingons.

 

[Mikey]

WHo are you to say anyway? The Piano Man is the only one who can give orders around here. Hallelujah!

::Basks in his Gay Moronic Racist Reflected Glory::

 

[welsh]

Wasn't this a movie with Holly Hunter?

 

[EyeMaster7]

You worthless pagan scum!! May 1000 snake charmers play ragtime in your mother's uterus. May 1000 HIV+ belly dancers spill their menstrual cycles onto your father's grave. The vault dweller is our spiritual guide in the wastelands. Not Myron. This braindead jet addict that can now only play piano.

 

[NgInE]

probably a MKULTRA victem. always wear your anti-mindcontrol devices kinds!

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

Heretic, evil-doer, thou shalst feel teh mighty rath of The Piano Man!

 

[Mikey]

Teh Piano Man. Teh.

 

[Kenoxi]

simple, he's mute, he's name was wirtten wrong in the label, so he took it off...

i know, i'm a genius