Proof that Megan Fox is a Bitch...

Megan's potential impact on anything really leads me to not really care what she says or does.

Michael Bay, on the other hand... What a ginormous untalented genre-butchering fucking hack.
 
A "bitch"? I thought she's a "moron" :P

The same for "Transformers" crew. They probably never worked with any other director than Bay. They're praising him for being always prepared and ready to do his work on the set...DUH! He's a director! That's what directors do, don't they?

And I wonder what he meant when saying Fox has potention to those guys, probably "I wanna score her".
 
Personally, I have low opinion about anyone who would make a piece of crap like Transformers.

Even the original comics, though not very ambitious were a lot better than this.

Main female character being a car thief, main male character being a total loser, main male char's parents being total idiots. WTF? The whole cast was like they came from FINO3.

I wonder what was wrong with Buster being a normal boy with friends and a girlfriend and his father being a respectable person and a Korean war vet?
 
Michael Bay said:
I don't condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don't condone Megan's outlandish quotes. But I'd still like to fuck her brains out like the rest of you drooling motherfuckers. And the fact of the matter is, I'm not giving up until I get my cock wet in her pussy. I'm expecting crazy sex from her for the pay cheque from Transformers 3, because we all know she can't act.


Michael

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By the way, this is the real proof:

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Sicblades said:
I wouldn't fuck her with DB's dick. Why can't people stop caring about this bitch?

I don't like her in the slightest either but yes, you would.
 
Sicblades said:
I wouldn't fuck her with DB's dick. Why can't people stop caring about this bitch?

The answer is found in the Transformer 2 thread.

Can you explain Megan Fox's appeal?

Yes. She looks like a porn star and has the same acting talent as one, yet for some reason she makes mainstream movies. This tonal disconnect is what's so appealing about her.

Second. It is also found in the massive focus on hollywood drama busniess that thrives all over the world. Someone rich, beautifull/hot and famous has said something, then it must be worth listening to. Ofcourse if it is either stupid, fun, offensive or will cause drama in any way, it will sell. Now why it will sell is open for interpretation, but I think it has to do with the love for drama. Live your life of glamour through the magazines that report the most shocking news from hollywood.
 
No, I wouldn't. She's unattractive, period. No further discussion required. I wouldn't even fuck her with a virgin's dick.

Yes she looks like a porn star, ugly and fake.
 
Frankly, I like her more everytime she says something like this. So what if she's bitchy? You'd be bitchy too if you had millions of pimply nerds drooling over you because you were in their favorite talking-robot movie. She's shattering their fantasy relationship with her, which I applaud. And Michael Bay is a goofball garbage-smith deserving of contempt.

I think her hotness is overrated, but I'd still happily introduce her to the beast with two backs.
 
Sicblades said:
No, I wouldn't. She's unattractive, period. No further discussion required. I wouldn't even fuck her with a virgin's dick.

Yes she looks like a porn star, ugly and fake.


There is something off putting about her looks, I agree. However, I wouldn't go so far as say she's unattractive. You just don't see girls who look like her every day.
 
UniversalWolf said:
Frankly, I like her more everytime she says something like this. So what if she's bitchy? You'd be bitchy too if you had millions of pimply nerds drooling over you because you were in their favorite talking-robot movie. She's shattering their fantasy relationship with her, which I applaud. And Michael Bay is a goofball garbage-smith deserving of contempt.

I think her hotness is overrated, but I'd still happily introduce her to the beast with two backs.
No doubt, anyone saying you wouldn't do her is kind of a moot point anyway. Sounds like some passive agressive shit some people have against the hot girl from HS that wouldn't give you the time of day.

Classless? Graceless? Trashy Redneck? Probably. Personally I find those tattoos to be really tacky myself.

But isn't Bay responsible for plucking her from obscurity and discovering her, putting her in movies and giving her millions? Isn't this monster his creation?
And I can't take this crew seriously, the key grips from the Transformers? These guys carry as much integrity in the world of cinema as a fry cook at MacDonald's does in the culinary world.

More fodder for the haters, apparently she does have a major physical flaw:

Toe Thumbs (google it, I had to):
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I suppose this letter is true, not a scam. I'll assume so, since I don't care neither for Megan Fox or Micheal Bay.

Turns out Fox is a stupid bitch I always suspected her to be.

Oh well, maybe she'll make a sex tape when people finally get tired of her, to raise the attention around her. Would be something worth to watch, with her as the main actress.
 
[Perception]So, she was playing herself in Transformers?
If you want to see Megan Fox playing herself, check out How To Lose Friends & Alienate People.

Sicblades said:
No, I wouldn't. She's unattractive, period. No further discussion required. I wouldn't even fuck her with a virgin's dick.

Yes she looks like a porn star, ugly and fake.
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