Here are the things you must do if you want to be my bitch:
Must validate everything I say in some way. Something like this....
TorontRayne: Hey guys I thought I would post this { random pic or lulz}
Cheburashka: Great post Toront! You are so funny. Post more of this stuff.
And finally, you must change your avatar to something related to Fallout, Ghost Rider, Sylvester Stallone, John Wayne, Moon Knight, Batman, or Captain Kangaroo. Basically something less gay than you currently have.