[font face="verdana" color=silver size=3] This top 15 was brought to you by: http://fallout.gamestats.com/forum/User_files/3a1ad59b0763dbce.jpg The Top 15 Problems With Holding an Election in Hell (Part I) 15> Hey, *you* try to hand-count the ballots by the deadline with wolves and serpents gnawing at your genitals!! 14> Due to the use of pitchforks, *all* ballots are discarded as showing votes for three candidates. 13> If you think Nixon sweated a lot during earthly debates, wait till you get a load of him down here. 12> All candidates -- not just George W. Bush -- are covered with festering facial boils. 11> Ballots with improperly-punched chads result in Gervon winning the White House and George W. getting elected ruler of the Maleborge region of Hell, with a landslide victory in the areas of Hypocrites, Thieves and Sowers of Scandal and Schism. 10> During debates, both candidates must wear those big, foam-rubber "We're #1" hands. 9> Low voter turnout due to residents being preoccupied with creating new "reality shows" for FOX. 8> Wacky third-party candidates aren't feather boa-clad professional wrestlers -- they're mini-mustachioed tyrannical despots. 7> Lawyers always decide the elections -- then again, *everyone* in Hell is a lawyer. 6> Confused Democrats always mistake the waiting line for the voting booth with the waiting line to get your larynx cut out with a rusty nail. 5> Gates and Trump are always late with their absentee ballots. 4> Satan's younger brother, Beezlejeb, plays fast and loose with the rules. 3> Smell of brimstone never enough to mask the stench of an election. 2> While you're trying to decide, confusing "Giant, Rabid Bat" style ballots puncture *you*. 1> Ballot instructions read, "Cleanly punch chad in appropriate hole." Your name? Chad. http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/satan-pro.gif "The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."