Graz'zt said:
Alec, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you being nice all of a sudden? You should have told me go fuck myself or something.
Well... you see... I've been informed by... people... yes, certain people... powerfull people here at NMA... I won't tell names, though... but they informed me... via PM and stuff... you know... that I have to behave or I'll get banned... I'll get my arse kicked out... hey... seriously... apparently I've gotten two strikes already... two... one more and I'm gone... so they said to me, they said: "Alec, you have to behave'... they said: "We know you're a pessimist and we know you're a sarcastic piece of shit, but we, the people with power here at NMA, will not accept that behaviour any longer'... so I got scared... I was like 'OMFG! They're serious about this! My favourite fora on the internet are turning against me! They want my arse and they want it bad!'... they hate me... hate hate hate... and so I did some yoga and drank some milk and meditated and I thought: 'Fuck that shit, man. If they hate good old alec so much, I'll just fake the shit and teach them a lesson. I'll be nice to everyone. I'll say 'Yes, yes, yes, Kharny boy, you're so friggin' clever!' and I'll say 'Oh by Jove, Welsh, du bisst so fucking smart and well-read and shit it totally freaks me out' and 'Oh, Silencer, my man, how is it going, let me give you a kiss on your Polish arse for alec is love love love'... it seemed like a good plan... but I have to admit: it was doomed from the beginning... it's hard, you know... wearing a mask 24/24... faking politeness... all that happy happy happy joy joy joy crapola you kids love so much... 'What do you think about my mod?'... replying 'Oh, it looks really promising!' while I just want to say: 'I hope you die of lung cancer you fucking amateur!'... can't... shouldn't... mustn't... be nice to the people... yes yes yes... no... must fight... anyway... blame the big ones, eh... don't go ape shit one me, saying: 'Oh, alec, what's wrong, why are you so fucking nice and shit, that's like so weird and stuff'... it's not my fault... they've forced me... they... I can't say their names because they're watching my every move... they know... got to behave... fuck you all... eat shit and choke on it, you piece of... piss piss piss... nice... yes, nice... good NMA... good moderators... nice Graz'zt... Graz'zt nice... hot too... mmmm... sexy Graz'zt... and fuck you Dirty Dream Dooder: my girlfriend and me have been together for 9 months already... she's moving in with me in November... I haven't been a virgin since I was 17, you piece of... sexy... nice... NMA... shit... so hey, don't look at me... I'll behave... I'll be nice... I was forced to say these things... read the thread, damn it... and I shower every goddamn morning... see: I wrote GOD... yeah, GOD... our Saviour... I'll believe in GOD if you want me to... GOD is good... GOD is nice... oh, and GOD exists... GOD is in the heavens above and GOD is looking out for all of us at the same friggin' time... makes no sense, but does exist... yes yes yes... trouble in mind, I'm blue... but I won't be blue always... 'cause GOD is there to help me, eh... yeah, fuck him... no... fuck me, eh... yeah, fuck me good... GOD GOD GOD... and about this sad fucked up planet: everything is alright... really... gas prices are going up, but that's nothing to worry about... there's plenty of oil left... really... enough to last another billion years... forget what I said about all of you dying in horrible ways in the next ten or fifteen years or so... 'cause it won't happen... GOD will make oil and give it to us... with his big hands... reaching out from the heavens above... with love... drive your cars... drive him... you're not polluting... you're just having fun... and fun is good... laziness breeds love... yes... just let me be... I'll try... okay... that's fine... everything is good... good... yes, good... good... and nice... fine...