Serious Ouch

welsh

welsh

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Ok, so this is certainly a sign of a troubled relationship.

Lesson - don't date a woman who is likely to rip ......

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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Welsh, sorry bro, but:

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Sovz posted this event in one of his Romanian fetish threads... :P
 
She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man I feel sorry for that guy but this is too damn funny.
 
True enough- poor jebus is getting a lot of abuse these days.

Perhaps we need amnesty for Jebus.
 
*nudge nudge*

Jebus is getting a lot of "abuse" eh?
Say no more sir, Say No More!

*wink wink*
*nudge nudge*
 
Oh man, the funny part is that he refused HER sex... I've never heard of that one.
 
Maybe "she" was in the middle of a sexchange, so they broke up. And then when he refused, she had completed her sexchange.
 
Ok, what's with this ripping off of testacles?

Women, I can understand being pissed off with a guy. (Any man who lives with a woman learns about the surviving hormonal storms).

However, don't blame the wang!

I think this is a bizarre consequence of women's equality.

Ok the story-

Severed penis retrieved from toilet, reattached
Police say Alaska man's girlfriend tied him up, cut off his genitals
Updated: 3:44 a.m. ET Feb. 21, 2005ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police said Sunday.
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Can you imagine the conversation between the EMPs about getting the penis.

EMP 1, "We need to get the penis back so we can attempt to attach it."

EMP 2, "Yeah, but where is it?"

EMP 1, "In the toilet. Try to get it while I stabilize him."

EMP 2, "I ain't grabbing no penis in a toilet."

EMP 1, "But...."

EMP 2, "Ain't my fuckin problem he lost his wang. Mutha fucka could have at least cleaned the toilet. But I sure as hell ain't my hand on no fucking dick in a dirty toilet. You want the penis, you go get it."

EMP 1, "Ahhh..... Hmmm.... Maybe one of the cops can get it."

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.
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According to most sex experts - If you decide to bondage/sadomasochist sex with a woman whose heart you just broke, under circumstance in which you are the one being tied, then you're a dumbass and deserve to lose your wang.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner’s penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.
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Now think about this. This woman so pissed off that she's willing to risk getting sent to the slammer for maiming this guy, perhaps even attempted murder, because he broke her heart.

And this idiot didn't see it coming?

Can you imagine the conversation in the car.

"Bitch! You cut off my fuckin dick." He said.

"Keep talking to me like that and you can walk." She replied.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.
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Now there's a dirty job.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.
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