Stunning admittance by recluse....I am a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commissar Lauren comes out from behind the Iron Curtain and drops the facade. "For years I have pretending that I squat when I pee but in reality I do that by choice rather than need. My mansized girth of a belly prevents me from standing when I pee."
"Many may ask why I have been perpetrating this farce for so long...It is because I am lonely and have needed company...any company, for a long long time. In truth I am 52 year old, balding, white man with a thick patch of back hair and I sell used cars at an undocumented business. I trade the use of my cars for sex and attention. Is this wrong? I say NO!"
"I for one am shocked." replied Dwave1165 when asked for a response. He went on to add that I never thought he (Commissar Lawrence) was capable of having sex.
Sarcasm or truth...you decide!
Commissar Lauren comes out from behind the Iron Curtain and drops the facade. "For years I have pretending that I squat when I pee but in reality I do that by choice rather than need. My mansized girth of a belly prevents me from standing when I pee."
"Many may ask why I have been perpetrating this farce for so long...It is because I am lonely and have needed company...any company, for a long long time. In truth I am 52 year old, balding, white man with a thick patch of back hair and I sell used cars at an undocumented business. I trade the use of my cars for sex and attention. Is this wrong? I say NO!"
"I for one am shocked." replied Dwave1165 when asked for a response. He went on to add that I never thought he (Commissar Lawrence) was capable of having sex.
Sarcasm or truth...you decide!
