Should I even show up to court?

[Von Drunky]

I guess i'll go and just say the cops messed up. I mean i was handcuffed they did search my wallet, I had to put everything back in place. Its their fault that my really id was in that one slot they didn’t check. The school aid did tell us to come by but as soon as we entered the building he told us to get out. The whole thing is just one big misunderstanding. It would have been cool if they caught us trying to enter but the football couch and the genourmus security guard got us when we were almost by the exit gate outside.

 

[generalissimofurioso]

Sounds like a plan.

As a matter of fact, it's a much better plan than my cousin had when was caught doing graffiti.

To make a long story short, don't blind the guy with spray paint after you've dropped your wallet on the ground and ran off.

 

[Von Drunky]

My summons got dismissed by the cleric today, I didn’t even have to go in front of a judge due to the incorrect DOB. My friend hired a lawyer and got ACD which is funny because he already had one and you’re only allowed one per lifetime. But there is no way a judge would dismissed criminal trespass so ACD is the next best thing.

Oh and court security is lacking. When you first come in there is a metal detector and what’s that thing called that screens your bag? I have a nail clipper/bottle opener and a small Swiss Army knife on my key ring. They made me check in the clipper but not the knife. Another loophole was the fact that I could get to the 2nd floor by stairs with out getting checked. Like when I got my clipper back I returned up stairs to get my friend and no one said anything.

 

[McRae]

Oh and court security is lacking

Yeah, but I guess you're not the new godfather or Capone so they didn't take the time to check every details. I'm sure you wouldn't get the time to stab the judge and the security guard would already have shot you in the head.

 

[Von Drunky]

Oh and court security is lacking

Yeah, but I guess you're not the new godfather or Capone so they didn't take the time to check every details. I'm sure you wouldn't get the time to stab the judge and the security guard would already have shot you in the head.

They don't know that, what if i was? Anyway i know its only criminal court i just thought it was a bit amusing. After being a Hitman fan for as long as i have my perspective has changed quite a bit.

 

[McRae]

After being a Hitman fan for as long as i have my perspective has changed quite a bit.

While the judge was talking to you, you were resisting to take the piano wire and make him shut the hell up? Don't worry, I would have felt the same !

P.S : Piano Man => the clown death is hahaha!

 

[Von Drunky]

After being a Hitman fan for as long as i have my perspective has changed quite a bit.

While the judge was talking to you, you were resisting to take the piano wire and make him shut the hell up? Don't worry, I would have felt the same !

P.S : Piano Man => the clown death is hahaha!

I sat in the courtroom to see how my friend's hearing was going to turn out and honestly i was trying not to laugh with his mother sitting next to me. If you guys are ever in NYC and have a collage id please just sit inside a criminal court room for an hour and see how long you can hold a straight face.

My summons got dismissed by the cleric today, I didn’t even have to go in front of a judge due to the incorrect DOB.

I'm more of a bathroom strangler type of guy.

oh and where are my "good job Drunky, way to beat the system aka show how incompetent the NYPD is"

 

[generalissimofurioso]

Good job Drunky, way to beat the system aka show how incompetent the NYPD is!

 

[Von Drunky]

Thats all i wanted, thread done.